2017/18 Cuco Martina

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Player Valuation: £500k
Worst debut in living memory. Should be 4th choice right back behind Holgate, Kenny and Connolly. Disgusting that he's keeping these kids out of the side.

I was willing to give him the benefit of doubt when we signed him and people wrote him off but on what I witnesssed tonight, he is awful.


Player Valuation: £70m
Great crosser. If he wasn't so sackless, he would be a decent attacking fullback. Baines needs to get his cojones back too. For some reason he is hesitant to take on his man even when he has him beat.


Player Valuation: £70m
I think Koeman would actually do better even at twice his age. My optimism is fading rapidly for this lid.
3rd choice RB for me. 4th if you include Holgate. 245th if you include the Finch Farm staff, chefs, cleaners, etc.


Member: Team PoP
2nd best player on the pitch according to the MOTM vote on here.

I didn't watch the match due to life stuff, but it looks like he's our second most influential player at this point based on fan voting.

What a signing...shewd biz


Player Valuation: £40m
I am loathe to criticise our own, but it would be dereliction of my duty as a fan not to report that he was absolutely hamshank.
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