2018/19 Cuco Martina

[Baines' left foot]

Terrible

Cack

Piss

Awful

Scum

Terrible

Awful

Utter joke!!!!

 

[evertonarntwe]

What do you want mate? Curaçaoan blood?

Totally stole the squiggly bit from @Stav1985 up there.

Hahaha not really like

Just dont understand why people feel the need to make excuses

He was just a terrible player why csnt people leave it at that. I don't ever get the shout that he always give it his best. He didn't in my opinion try anymore than anyone else on the pitch, he just turned up and was constantly awful

 

[Steve Wigan]

He wasn’t and neither a mid-table Championship club or an average Dutch team could be arsed keeping him for the full season, which confirms our assessment of him.

 

[Caolam]

Yew need a bargain basement bucket or BOGOF sale.

 

[polish]

Worryingly there are no rumours about him leaving. Still has a one year left of contract IIRC and he hasn't exactly set the world alight at Feyenoord.

Can't see someone taking him off our books.

 

[toffeejack]

Had his best season for us last season.

 

[Saint Domingo]

Worryingly there are no rumours about him leaving. Still has a one year left of contract IIRC and he hasn't exactly set the world alight at Feyenoord.

Can't see someone taking him off our books.

Dave has asked what happens if Digne gets injured next season. We now know. #welcomebackcuco

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Like many others that Koeman/Walsh lumbered us with, it’s probably going to be a case of waiting till his contract expires.

 

[MikeH72]

Worryingly there are no rumours about him leaving. Still has a one year left of contract IIRC and he hasn't exactly set the world alight at Feyenoord.

Can't see someone taking him off our books.

I think we probably guessed this would end up being the case when that fat bulb decided to give him a 3 year contract for no reason whatsoever.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Clear off will yer!!!

 

[Philw]

He was an embarrassment to the once proud name of FC Everton FC.

Says the user called 'Big Fat Sam'!!

 

[BigBlueConk]

Who will buy him?

Nobody will.

Not even Sunderland.

 

[mightymoyes]

He'll go on another year's loan and then we'll be shot of him for good

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Can we trade him in for parts?

 

[Connor]

Pls release so I never have to worry about him being in a match day squad ever again