Was a genuine question mate, as long as he's consistent with it then fair play.
Match Thread Crystal Palace v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll
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cpfc1905
Player Valuation: £2.5m
personally I thought our pen v Utd was nonsense as well, just completely game ruining tbh
anyway we didn't really deserve more than a point at best given the fact we didn't create enough when we pinned you back. I think the creativity will come and there were some promising signs this team can open sides up in pre season with this new (by new I mean Roy's gone back to 17/18) shape but Everton covered the spaces really well and gave Zaha no time to do anything really. Eze coming off killed us imo
you are so lucky you get to watch James every week lads, that's just an unreal signing
I thought yous looked really good tbh, your left side looks very promising. Eze was good if not showing end product against us but that will come, and Mitchell looks really solid.
Ring master
Player Valuation: £90m
Death
I'll take down dat coal powered MG, I tel u Hwat
The Derby 10000000000%
Paul Rideout
Player Valuation: £35m
we can all see it Coming mate... it’s right there in the pit of my stomach
Jeff Jones
Player Valuation: £35m
I liked your removal of arms idea and I going to give you a like, but you were too unkind to Jordon.Not going to happen. Got this from a good source, all Everton player's arms are being removed this afternoon.
"As a way of appeasing the Goodison faithful, reducing the amount of boos (canned boos at present) and reducing the impact we have on the environment by preventing mass bedwetting and the subsequent washing of bedding, I am personally developing robotic terminator type arms. To expedite manufacture, we will go ahead with amputating all outfield player's arms as an added incentive to the R&D team. Every days delay will result in many of the players saying "hey google/siri, call terminator arms dept'" and logging a complaint. As an ISO 9001 accredited company, complaints like this burden the management system with individual logs onto the company action tracker. Nobody here needs that kind of paperwork!
Further to this, we will be employing a similar system for Jordan, with his replacement arms being half a metre longer, bringing them in line with a 'normal' persons arm length, thus preventing the usual sky pundits complaining about unfair advantages. We may also integrate a small neural chip, directly into his brain which will prevent him unintentionally ballsing things up and ultimately reduce "Everton that" reverberating through the GOT forums, again helping the environment by being able to reduce the server size and associated power usage".
- Miles Dyson (Head of Skynet, Cyberdyne Systems), 28/09/2020.
I know he makes mistakes, but I've made a visual check and I would describe the length of his arms as normal and adequate for the job.
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