Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Toast]

is there any pill which will let you sleep for like 6 hours?

Have you tried listening to Marco Silva press conferences on a loop after a couple of Whiskies ?

 

[Deleted member 48881]

pillsner

haha sorry meant to say 6 months. just edited. what a nightmare. thanks regardless.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

@BlueToff I see the Government are now saying not to drive places to exercise or dog walk.

I mean wtf its ten times riskier walking through your busy housing estate than going for a run or taking your dog for a walk in some rural field.

Wont be long before we are in total lockdown imo.

 

[Toast]

@BlueToff I see the Government are now saying not to drive places to exercise or dog walk.

I mean wtf its ten times riskier walking through your busy housing estate than going for a run or taking your dog for a walk in some rural field.

Wont be long before we are in total lockdown imo.

I had to stop taking my dogs out for a quick late night walk and piss here as it's dodgy sometimes late on.
You do have a point with this.
My dads dogs need proper exercise not a quick spin round the block.

 

[gonetomorrow]

They should hire thousands of corona lay-offs to handle all the Universal Credit claims!

Solutions - it's what I do.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Just got a letter from our brewers saying that they will replace all casks and kegs that are out of date when we come out of this free of charge. Coupled with the 80% wages for our now furloughed staff, this won’t be as bad as I first expected, economy wise. Now I just need everyone to stay well.......

May I ask which brewer, mate? Totally understand if that is sensitive info though.

 

[Emlynsqueakyvoice]

Sorry to feel that the UK government has failed to shut the stable door once the horse had bolted - but we have to beat this invisible killer virus ...

@Joey66. Stay safe mate. You are well liked on here and we need you on here. No heroics, right?

 

[Toast]

Hope you and family fight it off without to much discomfort mate

Ta mate.

Just a tip for those with kids.
When I checked my youngest temp this morning and saw how high it was I shouted it downstairs to the Mrs and asked her to come and look.
Now, my lad then burst into tears and legged it to his room.
The kids have only seen people dying and warnings on the telly for weeks and at school before it closed.

Keep a straight face in front of the kids if you can.

 

[paultheblue]

Ta mate.

Just a tip for those with kids.
When I checked my youngest temp this morning and saw how high it was I shouted it downstairs to the Mrs and asked her to come and look.
Now, my lad then burst into tears and legged it to his room.
The kids have only seen people dying and warnings on the telly for weeks and at school before it closed.

Keep a straight face in front of the kids if you can.

My kids have grown up now but the little ones must be scared stiff.
As you say people should try not to panic in front of them, easier said than done I know.

 

[Deleted member 48881]

watching the longest ever tennis match to kill time on a friday night



thanks Wimbledon for uploading yesterday

(11 hours 21 minutes btw lol)

 

[ForeverBlue92]

I had to stop taking my dogs out for a quick late night walk and piss here as it's dodgy sometimes late on.
You do have a point with this.
My dads dogs need proper exercise not a quick spin round the block.

Aye mate we have a Doberman and she needs to be off lead for a good run she cant cope with a 10 minute walk around the block.

 

[Blues Harp]

Sorry to feel that the UK government has failed to shut the stable door once the horse had bolted - but we have to beat this invisible killer virus ...

You blaming the government there @Joey66? Bit political that isn't it??

 

[Toast]

watching the longest ever tennis match to kill time on a friday night



thanks Wimbledon for uploading yesterday

(11 hours 21 minutes btw lol)

That's one for the back to the future sports almanac to come back and bet on !

 

[peteblue]

That's very generous of them.

It’s good business. We will have about ten days stock of beer, the cost to the brewery is less than 25% to manufacture, so it’s about 2-3 days of our cost to them. We sell their beer for 365 days a day and will do every year. It’s a no brainer really. Similarly, if we had not gone into full lockdown, we would have given it away as a bonus to our customers who help us 365 days a year......

 

[Tea_drinker]

Just spoke with a friend from and living in Taiwan she says everything is normal there, bars all open etc. They did it properly.