Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

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Storm Eunice is here...

The Met Office can only predict, they will never give a straight answer...

Strong winds don't affect me. I need to live my life. I've left all the garden furniture out, windows are open for better natural air flow, this "stay indoors advice" is just a way of controlling me, I remember Storm Dudley and it passed me by no problem.

Pretty convenient that next week we end restrictions for Covid and the Met Office announced red weather warnings if you ask me.

I'll be up in the microlight as usual.
 
Storm Eunice is here...

The Met Office can only predict, they will never give a straight answer...

Strong winds don't affect me. I need to live my life. I've left all the garden furniture out, windows are open for better natural air flow, this "stay indoors advice" is just a way of controlling me, I remember Storm Dudley and it passed me by no problem.

Pretty convenient that next week we end restrictions for Covid and the Met Office announced red weather warnings if you ask me.

I'll be up in the microlight as usual.

If I had plans to go the pub or something tonight and wasn’t working I’d 100% still go like.

Risk vs benefit, studies show that the risk of a tree blowing over onto me is statistically very unlikely and the benefits of 8 pints of Peroni in my belly outweighs that imo.
 
Storm Eunice is here...

The Met Office can only predict, they will never give a straight answer...

Strong winds don't affect me. I need to live my life. I've left all the garden furniture out, windows are open for better natural air flow, this "stay indoors advice" is just a way of controlling me, I remember Storm Dudley and it passed me by no problem.

Pretty convenient that next week we end restrictions for Covid and the Met Office announced red weather warnings if you ask me.

I'll be up in the microlight as usual.

Defo mate. When they say ‘it’s gonna rain tomorrow, take an umbrella’, it’s really the Deep State just getting you to follow orders.

But I’ve been redpilled and see straight through their agenda.
 
Nothing will stop my microlighting or my kids parachute session.
Turns out the parachute session has been cancelled...

The woken SS have got to the company and they say they won't fly. Vocal minority ruining my kids weekend. Going to have to spend the day inside now - no microlight for me and no parachuting for the kids (terrible for their mental health).

I'm currently drafting a letter to serve the Met Office under The Magna Carta and Nuremberg Code statutes on the statute books precedent in law.
 
Gutted for you mate. Personally I would’ve done my own research, looked outside and gone “haha lol nah you’re alright” but it sounds like you really had your heart set on doing this and were determined to let nothing stop you. A real shame.
Done a bit of research now.

Taken the kids out without their coats. I want them to develop wind immunity.
 
Done a bit of research now.

Taken the kids out without their coats. I want them to develop wind immunity.

Nothing wrong with a bit of toughening up, will do them good in the long run. Only a bit of wind at the end of the day, it’s not like it statistically has any sort of a chance of killing them or making them seriously ill or anything. I would advise the elderly and frail to wear coats though in these conditions.
 
Nothing wrong with a bit of toughening up, will do them good in the long run. Only a bit of wind at the end of the day, it’s not like it statistically has any sort of a chance of killing them or making them seriously ill or anything. I would advise the elderly and frail to wear coats though in these conditions.
The kids aren't allowed to take their gran parachuting with them.
 
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