Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Walken]

The last sentence creeped me out

some lucky women eh, having barry hitting on them as he orders a brown over mild

 

[peteblue]

Thing is, the most likely place you will pick up any germs from a bog is the flush.

The problem is that people don’t wash their hands. Another problem is that door handles made from copper or derivatives like Brass have antimicrobial properties, but these have been replaced with other cheaper metals, so door handles etc just pass on the germs.....

 

[peteblue]

We might have to enforce Scottish independence and not let them into the U.K.....

 

[peteblue]

We might have to enforce Scottish independence and not let them into the U.K.....

NI as well now....

 

[JimmyJeffers]

@peteblue is back from the boozer and wiping out nations again!
I hear the Welsh have been calling you a fanny mate.

 

[bol-uk]

I've used my feet before today , opening the cubicle on the other hand can be tricky.

Little finger always

 

[Hibbo]

eating anything that moves.....

Yeah actually I was reading about it this morning. Apparently we get our deadly viruses from animal interaction, measles from cows and whooping cough from dogs for example. Because the Chinese eat a load of weird stuff the animal to people cross contamination risk is higher.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

(other than after dump/slash)

It is not usually necessary to type the symbol and the word.

 

[bullybeef]

I had a lovely Chinese last night. Went down a treat.

However, today I’ve been sneezing like no ones business and I feel at bit fluey.

It couldn’t be... could it?

 

[Death]

Will I be ok getting a curry this weekend?

 

[carlos21]

Will I be ok getting a curry this weekend?

I dont think so mate unless you want to be sick.

 

[gonetomorrow]

I had a lovely Chinese last night. Went down a treat.

However, today I’ve been sneezing like no ones business and I feel at bit fluey.

It couldn’t be... could it?

You must have had the Egg Flu Yung.

 

[Paris]

Well, I've gone down with a cold.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

My mate is a millionaire who uses Chinese manufacturers for his furniture biz. The stuff he's told me about the markets, how they keep animals and general living conditions plus the shte they eat is unmerciful

He used to fly in and be out in 2 days living off mars bars and crackers he'd stocked up on, only when McDonalds opened did he manage 3 days.

Being ocd about hygiene I just couldn't cope with the place even though I like asian women

Is making up stories fun for you Barry?

 

[gonetomorrow]

Well, I've gone down with a cold.

A team of folk in white space suits are on their way - just to be on the safe side.

They'll bring their own sandwiches. No need for you to do anything.