Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Barnfred 55]

Confused as to what you think a date is.

Well I haven't had a date for well over 30 years so I'm probably a bit confused myself.

But from memory it involved spending a lot of money, showing off a lot, and a lot of wondering how long before she lets you inside her knickers. Have they changed much

 

[Nymzee]

Well I haven't had a date for well over 30 years so I'm probably a bit confused myself.

But from memory it involved spending a lot of money, showing off a lot, and a lot of wondering how long before she lets you inside her knickers. Have they changed much

Yes you misogynistic old man.

 

[Catfish Blues]

... and a lot of wondering how long before she lets you inside her knickers.

The average time for a woman from Barrow is 68 minutes.

 

[Nymzee]

The average time for a woman from Barrow is 68 minutes.

Wayyy lower than that now.

 

[Charro]

Be a bit awkward if your Mrs was from barrow right now

 

[Barnfred 55]

Yes you misogynistic old man.

I love women. I always let them make the first move

So what happens on dates these days.?

 

[Nymzee]

I love women. I always let them make the first move

So what happens on dates these days.?

A date is two people, spending time in person getting to know each other. Ranging from walks, meals, trips to the cinema. Less options in a pandemic but easily done.

 

[Catfish Blues]

Wayyy lower than that now.

Times have changed then.

My ex was originally from Barrow, she liked to say she was from Ulverston, but her old man worked at Vickers and she was brought up in Askam, so that was Barrow as far as I was concerned.

 

[Nymzee]

Times have changed then.

My ex was originally from Barrow, she liked to say she was from Ulverston, but her old man worked at Vickers and she was brought up in Askam, so that was Barrow aa far as I was concerned.

We call them the fake posh.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Was on a date tonight with a COVID nurse (kept well away) and she said they’ve had a very noticeable spike in Lancaster hosp just a couple of weeks after relaxed lockdown & VE Day nonsense.

North Lancs and South Cumbria is a very mixed picture. Seems to spike then drop regularly

 

[Barnfred 55]

The average time for a woman from Barrow is 68 minutes.

I used to measure it on number of dates.

Unless they came from Widnes of course

 

[Catfish Blues]

We call them the fake posh.

Christ, just realised, she might be your mar.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Wayyy lower than that now.

And you called ME a misogynist lol

 

[Kiwi]

129,000 people died in the last quarter of 2019 Oct-Dec. Be interesting to see the death rate between March-June this year! Will it be up 40,000 on last year?

Hey buddy. Enjoy.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Times have changed then.

My ex was originally from Barrow, she liked to say she was from Ulverston, but her old man worked at Vickers and she was brought up in Askam, so that was Barrow as far as I was concerned.

I bet you had to Askam nicely there lol

Sorry. think it's time for bed