Shevin Keedy
Player Valuation: £35m
Whereabouts in this apocalyptic dystopian wasteland are you?Just went shop (only chance I had to go) and... wow. Crazy scenes. The panic is real and getting worse.
Whereabouts in this apocalyptic dystopian wasteland are you?Just went shop (only chance I had to go) and... wow. Crazy scenes. The panic is real and getting worse.
Bugger, truly the end of days.
This is going to make things tricky
We can only see...I don’t know and you don’t know...the scientists are driving this not the politicians......
Whereabouts in this apocalyptic dystopian wasteland are you?
There's no shortage of toilet rolls at our Tesco. It's the pasta shelves that are empty.
Imagine wiping your bum with wholewheat fusilli?
Filthy sods.
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