Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Bruce Wayne]

Is this a... uhm… specialist publication

It's from Viz's sister publication - Jiz

 

[navidson]

A cure !

Great quote from that article - "She read a story about Hollywood actress Heather Locklear using sperm in her facials"

Is there any other type?!

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Could we take a look at what that might look like though.

His entourage would all be under non-disclosure agreements so nothing going to come from them.
Doctors and nurses wouldn't say anything as he legitimately went in with symptoms of the virus.
What I think happened is that Johnson has displayed mild symptoms and was advised by Cummings to be admitted as a precaution, just as we were told at the time. He came out 6-7 days later and we were told it was "touch and go" for a while even though he wasn't even ventilated. How was it touch and go if he wasn't even on a ventilator?
He is now holed up at Chequers and has been for some time, and avoiding scrutiny.......again! and MOST importantly doesn't want his picture appearing next to the daily death toll figures and reports of his governments gross negligence in handling most aspects of the crisis we all face. It just wouldn't look good yanno.

If you see the Lesser Spotted Johnson before I do giz a shout mate.

I would expect to see him when the death figures start to really come down, or when it's all over bar the shouting. Till then he's quite happy to let Hancock and that dreadful woman who is the Minister for Care, who doesn't really........ take all the flak.

Have to hand it to Cummings he's played us all like a fiddle, as has Johnson.

The New Zealand nurse who was looking after Boris Johnson and who was praised by him said in an interview that "he absolutely needed" to be in intensive care.

 

[Agent Blue]

Someone should tell johnson we give up and cant find him. He can add 'hide and seek champion' to his cv.

" yes and I once, I once...humph...humph, baffled the entire nation, yes the entire nation, humph humph humph, by, by,by, hiding in a cupboard for 2 months"

Is right!

"Get Brexit done" is pretty much all he had in the locker. lol

 

[Walken]

Despite the determination to criticise each other

 

[Bruce Wayne]

The New Zealand nurse who was looking after Boris Johnson and who was praised by him said in an interview that "he absolutely needed" to be in intensive care.

The New Zealand MI5 agent you mean? I've seen less obvious plants in @Joey66 gardening thread.

 

[marnie]

Do we still have an Everton Football forum on this site ? I haven't been near it in weeks.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Despite the determination to criticise each other

Even the fake doctors and nurses have done a smashing job.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Do we still have an Everton Football forum on this site ? I haven't been near it in weeks.

Not since the 2nd goal went in against Chelsea for me I think. Been great

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

The New Zealand MI5 agent you mean? I've seen less obvious plants in @Joey66 gardening thread.

I did notice she had a bump in her uniform that looked like the shape of a gun! What was more of a giveaway though was, she wasn't wearing sensible shoes.

 

[Agent Blue]

The New Zealand nurse who was looking after Boris Johnson and who was praised by him said in an interview that "he absolutely needed" to be in intensive care.

If he was that bad, and it really was "touch and go" they seemed to discharge him rather quickly for a person who was allegedly at deaths door only 72 hours earlier.
Touch and go came from his own mouth.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I did notice she had a bump in her uniform that looked like the shape of a gun! What was more of a giveaway though was, she wasn't wearing sensible shoes.

I just hope she was using enough semen to ensure her skin remained youthful and vibrant. It's a stressful job pretending to look after someone.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

If he was that bad, and it really was "touch and go" they seemed to discharge him rather quickly for a person who was allegedly at deaths door only 72 hours earlier.
Touch and go came from his own mouth.

We'll never know for true how bad he was/wasn't mate, but I still stand by that there would be a lot of people involved if it was some sort over cover - up and no matter how many signed some sort of secrecy document it would still get out into the public domain.

 

[navidson]

I just hope she was using enough semen to ensure her skin remained youthful and vibrant. It's a stressful job pretending to look after someone.

Thankfully she was married to Peter North

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

I just hope she was using enough semen to ensure her skin remained youthful and vibrant. It's a stressful job pretending to look after someone.

Looks in the mirror, sees some crows feet and wonders...