Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[Barnfred 55]

Unless you’re willing to buy good clippers or have a number 1 etc. all over, I’d wait because your typical Braun type etc (from Boots) are rubbish.

I was tempted to do mine as it’s getting a bit long and messy, but I’ll end up having an old depot cut for ages until it grows out again.

I'm letting mine grow. No way I'm letting the missus loose on my locks

 

[arminisgod]

.....not important in the scheme of things, but final payment due next week on a TuI holiday for Mrs Eggs and I. Not sure what to do, I can’t see it happening in early July. Already had one cancelled and still awaiting the monies.

I've switched mine until next year. Tui didn't charge me

 

[EvertonCJ]

.....not important in the scheme of things, but final payment due next week on a TuI holiday for Mrs Eggs and I. Not sure what to do, I can’t see it happening in early July. Already had one cancelled and still awaiting the monies.

We’re the same, having to pay the next instalment for an August holiday in a couple of weeks. I know that Tui are letting new bookings pay the final amount 4 weeks before departure. It may be worth contacting them to see if you can do the same.

 

[Eggs]

I've switched mine until next year. Tui didn't charge me

....I think they are only allowing that if you were due to travel before 30th June.

 

[roydo]

A glimmer of hope.

The M5 south bound is deserted. Like Christmas Day deserted.

 

[arminisgod]

....I think they are only allowing that if you were due to travel before 30th June.

No. I was due to go on the 24th July. I just switched online and they didn't charge me

 

[Methuselah]

I'm letting mine grow. No way I'm letting the missus loose on my locks

Her indoors has arthritis in her hands, this provides the perfect excuse when she cuts my throat by 'mistake'. Will just let it grow.

 

[Brisan123]

What with Brisan giving out facials and Joey getting fingered, I think it's clear people are watching far too much porn during this lockdown

I only use the internet for sport and porn
As there is no sport......................................

 

[Brisan123]

A glimmer of hope.

The M5 south bound is deserted. Like Christmas Day deserted.

I heard all the alternative routes are packed lol

 

[Barnfred 55]

My wife did that about 40 years ago, produced a list, and that list still hasn’t been started nor has she produced a second list.....

My missus makes these lists all the times and sometimes I even help her with them

She realised a long time ago I'm not very practical

 

[COYBL25]

I'm a flat roofer by trade and the amount of jobs I went out too where people had tried to do it themselves because as they put it "it looks easy to do" and they've made an absolute mess which ended up costing them more than it would have if they had just got me in to do it in the first place.

Now I'm not saying flat roofing is rocket science but there is lot more too it than just rolling out a roll of felt.

Same with all the trades mate, that’s why I’d rather get someone decent in and pay them.

My missus got some fella into do some decorating once, cos he was cheaper than the lads I know.

It cost the best part of 200 quid to put the mess he’d made right lol

 

[COYBL25]

My missus makes these lists all the times and sometimes I even help her with them

She realised a long time ago I'm not very practical

A female mate of mine came out with one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard :

“ Men follow the path of least resistance “.
lol

 

[Barnfred 55]

A female mate of mine came out with one of the best quotes I’ve ever heard :

“ Men follow the path of least resistance “.
lol

Never a truer word said

 

[ChesterBlue]

The A55 sounds busy unfortunately

 

[Blues Harp]

The A55 sounds busy unfortunately

Clogged up by cyclists I expect lol