Current Affairs Coronavirus Thread - Serious stuff !!!

[summerisle]

I'm sure I've seen the film.

 

[marnie]

I eagerly await @davek[/USER] views on this lol

Awaits it's an AI robot.

 

[peteblue]

We need pics of this mate !!

 

[Toast]

I’m just glad the blert next door clearly ran out of fireworks last week during the clap and my dog isn’t having a panic attack again tonight.

Oh the fireworks have clearly been restocked next door.
Now taking photos to show Facebook just how great you are.
Bellend.

 

[peteblue]

Just noticed this.
Rather spookily, it was in the 4 bottles for 6 quid offer, so I bought some of that as well

How were they....

 

[mahermi1]

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That's it pal were done ! lol

 

[peteblue]

I eagerly await @davek[/USER] views on this lol

*adopts Davek’s tone....

It‘s patently obvious that the murderer of thousands of Labour voters has been rumbled by myself. They’ve had GCHQ keeping an eye on these threads and that barsteward Cummings has told him he’s got to leave the ICU sharpish. He’ll probably say he left the ICU because some old lady was waiting for a bed.....

 

[navidson]

*adopts Davek’s tone....

It‘s patently obvious that the murderer of thousands of Labour voters has been rumbled by myself. They’ve had GCHQ keeping an eye on these threads and that barsteward Cummings has told him he’s got to leave the ICU sharpish. He’ll probably say he left the ICU because some old lady was waiting for a bed.....

I'm sure Leighton Baines was probably in on it as well

[Poor language removed]

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

That's exactly the same as the UK. Obviously a tad more (well, a lot more) space in compared to the population though.

And great on the exercise – lots of people seem to be doing the same! Absolutely key to be getting out (while keeping safe for yourself and others) when you can.

Hope you and your loved ones are all keeping well over there. No doubt the warmer weather and daylight saving kicking in now will at least bring a bit more positivity to the mood.

Daylight saving ended for us last weekend, bit annoying to not be able to go for a post-dinner walk now while there's still light.

 

[summerisle]

FFS lol

 

[COYBL25]

I'm sure Leighton Baines was probably in on it as well

[Poor language removed]

Baines and Jagielka were in the next beds to him lol

 

[Nymzee]

Think the point is you don't reopen the pubs and stuff first.

You do it in a phased way.

Let small businesses such as small coffee shops or independent stores etc reopen first.

You keep the social distancing measures in place and people will generally still be more cautious - it's just ingrained already.

People will still be keeping their distance when on walks and stuff.

You just do it all bit by bit.

Considering how people are needing to be shooed away from parks and stuff STILL I really don't think it's ingrained. Give someone an inch and all that.

 

[bigjonny]

There think I've done it.

You just need a tin of Cherry Blossom to colour in the baldy bits

 

[Barnfred 55]

Update on my brother. the one with leukaemia.

They finished his chemotherapy treatment last week, albeit curtailed by a couple of sessions (which the consultant was happy to do as the results of his first chemotherapy treatment were very positive. He was then sent home to self isolate rather than be kept in the Royal. I have to say I'm pleased with this as the thought of him being in a CV-19 riddled building when he has no Immune system was scary. He lives alone in a flat, and his son and daughter are doing some food shopping for him and leaving it outside his door, so they all seem to be taking the self isolation seriously. which is so important given his bone marrow only starts functioning again after 10 days.

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Boris out of intensive care.

Good news.

Thank Robert Owen, for a moment I thought Martyrdom was real possibility for the buffoon.