I have looked death in the eye many times ...Quickly bang one out before meeting my maker.
I have looked death in the eye many times ...Quickly bang one out before meeting my maker.
I don't like wishing death on anybody, but I have to admit that if he dies from COVID-19 it'd get an unavoidable chuckle out of me after this.
Last week's kebab won't still be giving you the trots mate.My self-isolation update:
Developing something of a sore throat, coupled with the runs I received from a dodgy kebab last week and a cough that I've had for the past 8 weeks but is now even worse, I think that I had better have a ciggy.
Has your knob dropped off yet?My self-isolation update:
Developing something of a sore throat, coupled with the runs I received from a dodgy kebab last week and a cough that I've had for the past 8 weeks but is now even worse, I think that I had better have a ciggy.
Has your knob dropped off yet?
He should know as if he has to sit on the loo to have a P using excess toilet paperHas your knob dropped off yet?
Can you dispute his numbers ?.....
So, what would you lads do ?......
I bet the Venn diagram for people stockpiling bogroll and hand sanitizer, have "keep calm and carry on" soft furnishings, crockery or whatever and voted for Brexit is pretty much a goddamn circle.
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