ijjysmith
Calm
Imagine you and your missus went on a night out, drinking happily and having a laugh. But as the night wears on she spots some rugby lads on the dance-floor and realises she might fancy a bit. But obviously she came with you, so she can't sever the ties completely, as she knows you'll still go home with her at the end of the night. She goes over to the big meatheads and starts dancing and grinding, maybe even flashing a bit of bra at them to catch their attention. But none of them are buying it, turns out she thinks she's fitter than she actually is.
So she trots back to you knowing full well you'll take her home and give her a good smash, cos tbf she is still pretty fit and there's no better options. But mid smash you realise, actually, I wasn't the first choice here any more, and the whole thing leaves you with a nagging resentment.
That's what it'll feel like if Moyes signs.
This brilliant.