Club Announcement: Allardyce Signs 3-Year Contract Extension Worth £20m

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.....just hope this little joke does not have the essence of truth lurking in it.
 
It is an April fool post but I suspect its closer to the truth than most of us would like. The board are imo terrified at the prospect of relegation and seeing prospects of a new stadium disappear down the swanee as a real possibility. No one seems to have a clear vision for the club or a plan which will allow us to progress on both fronts. Therefore we have a sort of paralysis where nobody is willing to go for or make bold decisions in the best interests of EFC and may well default to what the board see as a "safe" option, ie just staying in the prem. I sincerely hope that this is not the case but we need someone to make these neccessary decisions where managers like Allardyce are not even considered.....
 
Phoned the on call GP LAST NIGHT as had had a fall on thurs and was showing signs of internal bleeding. I way urged to go to A&E straight away and my dearly beloved offered to drive me. Got seen at 2am and had bloods taken. At 5 am was still in a&e so I urged her to go home for a kip. At 10am I texted her to pack a pair of pjs, several pairs of shredded & a couple of T shirts. Back came the reply ‘ are you serious, it will be this afternoon ‘. I texted back. What day is it?
Silence, then a list of profanities ensued. However the joke may rebound. Something occurred which caused the doctors concern. Looks like I may now be admitted
 
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