Club Announcement: Allardyce Signs 3-Year Contract Extension Worth £20m

[The binman chronicles]

You sir are a beeeeeeeep.

 

[gonetomorrow]

It seems a bit short-sighted in my view but there you go. Ours is not to question why.
Ours is just to BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH or die.

 

[ilikecheese]

Alif Solpro will be his next signing.

 

[TheSpiritOfTheBlues]

Oh think twice. it's just another day with sammy lee and allerdyce.

Oh wait, phew I fell for that. it's an April fools!

 

[kithnou]

I dare anyone to tell me that this has no possibility to eventuate?

 

[RomanReigns]

stick it in the sam allardyce thread

 

[macdog]

happy 1st of April, blues

How many of us had the Grim Reaper's cold finger in our bums when first seeing that?

 

[GwladysBlue]

I’ve just woke up, still bevied, and read the title...thanks.

 

[The binman chronicles]

I’ve just woke up, still bevied, and read the title...thanks.

I haven't slept a wink and I'm putting it down to the initial rage I felt seeing the title before finding out it was a joke 5 seconds afterwards.

 

[Jacob]

Knowing us it'd be £30m anyway

 

[Yarrgh]

To be fair, it's probably harder to get rid of genital warts than Big Scam.

 

[Eggs]

...Mrs Eggs didn’t believe me when I told her there was snow on the ground this morning. I like April Fools.

 

[captainvindaloo]

Everton 1 Man City 3... wish that was just an April fools prank. Actually, the whole season has been like a big bad prank on us fans.

 

[magicjuan]

By the blessings from the pie gods of Wigan I condemn ye

 

[chrismpw]

At last! An April fools attempt.

Scoured the BBC site to no avail. Can only assume they don't bother any more because they're all so "right on" and pro minority that they're too in touch with their feelings to risk offending anybody.

No fun anymore. Someone somewhere always ends up in tears.

Sake.