Clients From Hell
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NeoNaoNeo
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pyar offensive term that, reported la.
GhostOfDixie
Player Valuation: £70m
Sorry lads. Clearly to people in my industry this type of thing is:
1. Mildly amusing
2. Shocking that people actually ask for bizarre things
3. Upsetting that many people actually devalue what we do
So can I just say how many businesses have been improved by a website? An e-marketing campaign? Business cards, advertisement, logo design and development? Market positioning?
So you could say that hiring scumbags like me is pretty good for your ROI, that's Return On Investment.
But people still believe that it takes no more than a 5 year old to design, develop, produce, and basically improve a businesses image and functional presence on the web.
Twitter, Facebook, Wiki, etc... all designed and developed by people like me, for people like you.
A bit of understanding is all that is required. That is if you actually want your business to succeed in the media, ignore us at your peril.
1. Mildly amusing
2. Shocking that people actually ask for bizarre things
3. Upsetting that many people actually devalue what we do
So can I just say how many businesses have been improved by a website? An e-marketing campaign? Business cards, advertisement, logo design and development? Market positioning?
So you could say that hiring scumbags like me is pretty good for your ROI, that's Return On Investment.
But people still believe that it takes no more than a 5 year old to design, develop, produce, and basically improve a businesses image and functional presence on the web.
Twitter, Facebook, Wiki, etc... all designed and developed by people like me, for people like you.
A bit of understanding is all that is required. That is if you actually want your business to succeed in the media, ignore us at your peril.
GhostOfDixie
Player Valuation: £70m
Well there is obviously no new pasty to talk about.
To whom are "we" ganging up on?
SuitsBlueX2
Player Valuation: £8m
As you replied to him posting 'you', and that your reply involved a 'we', then maybe you already know. Why else would you have replied so specifically?
GhostOfDixie
Player Valuation: £70m
Me!!!!!
This was supposed to be a light hearted coffee break type of link, and it's turned into my job is easy and I should bend over and take it up the jacksy by any fool who thinks $5 an hour is a fair rate!
GhostOfDixie
Player Valuation: £70m
Client: Can you knock a logo up for me?
Ghost: Yes, I can [Poor language removed].
This reminds me of the Soup Nazi episode in Seinfeld.
Shut up you clown. What are you doing here anyway, Kirkby is dead, shouldn't think you had much more of a purpose.
At least with Goat it's just non-stop LOL's, I know what to expect from him.
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you never mentioned that they expect you to work for that, you just ridiculed their lack of knowledge.
I have got NO idea what's going on here but I'll slash you all if you keep up.
SuitsBlueX2
Player Valuation: £8m
Was there supposed to be an 'i' in this? Speaking of deserve, have you apologised to the admin/mods yet?
GhostOfDixie
Player Valuation: £70m
That's not even minimum wage mate. What they are doing is devaluing their own business.
If you don't know the value of your own business, then why are you in business at all?
NeoNaoNeo
Banned - Abuse Towards Forum Staff
Probably la', it bein' a typo. Apt you of all people replied to that post of mine though.
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