Clients From Hell

[GhostOfDixie]

• Could you please create a logo and web site for my organization, but don’t take more than an hour—it’s just for a powerpoint presentation.

What you saying? Do you think that's a reasonable request?

How about we re-build Goodison by the next game, but you'll have to get the gippos in as we don't have much cash.

Ok sir, first let me bend over as I need to really get a handle on your thoughts for this project.

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

Why is NeoNaoNoob still here, I was told (by a mod) he was banned for life.

Fuming.

 

[SuitsBlueX2]

Why is NeoNaoNoob still here, I was told (by a mod) he was banned for life.

Friends in high places? Maybe he apologised to the right people? Clique pressure? Lottery win? 2 more and Goat can aim the coven at him.

 

[Brownie]

I don't get this one. "We had a client ask us to put double spaces after each period in a brochure we had designed for them, because they liked the way it looked."

I always do double spaces after full stops

 

[best little spaniard]

WTF is going on in this thread.

Honestly guys, why can't we all get along?

 

[Goat]

WTF is going on in this thread.

Honestly guys, why can't we all get along?

Hell no, wheres the fun in that?

 

[best little spaniard]

Hell no, wheres the fun in that?

Fine

I'll go skulk in a clique thread somewhere.

 

[Goat]

i reckon you're about 14 hours late for his settler

Im actually having trouble getting hold of any at the moment, not a happy chap, im currently smoking what I can only describe as Car Tyres.

 

[Brownie]

I meant he couldn't get up because he's so fat he's permanently lodged in his MegaX Gaming Chair by the way.

 

[Goat]

I really hope your not aiming that slight in my direction?

 

[davek]

What you saying? Do you think that's a reasonable request?

How about we re-build Goodison by the next game, but you'll have to get the gippos in as we don't have much cash.

Ok sir, first let me bend over as I need to really get a handle on your thoughts for this project.

Genuinely bemused by that analogy. Very strange.

 

[ToxtethBlue]

Brownie, are you really a fitness freak?

Goat, are you really a fat tub of lard?

 

[SuitsBlueX2]

I really hope your not aiming that slight in my direction?

If he was (keep in mind his post) would he even need to aim? (Think about it)

 

[Goat]

Brownie, are you really a fitness freak?

Goat, are you really a fat tub of lard?

I would only need 1 seat on a plane, but I could do with losing a bit of excess weight.

 

[Brownie]

Brownie, are you really a fitness freak?

Goat, are you really a fat tub of lard?

This isn't for me.