Clients From Hell

[GhostOfDixie]

is that not biting the hand that feeds you ?


my customers come out with some crackers and theories, but if they knew what they were on about they wouldnt need me, so i'm happy if they are a bit dumbass/ non dextrous.

Well not really no.

Personally I don't actually deal with this low level of intelligence, well not until very very recently anyway.

 

[Goat]

Right, so you want them to basically do all your work for you and then write you a cheque at the end? Is that what your saying?

 

[Goat]

Fantastic post.

Thanks mate, means a lot coming from you.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Right, so you want them to basically do all your work for you and then write you a cheque at the end? Is that what your saying?

What?

 

[Topblue]

Right, so you want them to basically do all your work for you and then write you a cheque at the end? Is that what your saying?

Sounds like a great job where are they?

 

[Goat]

What?

Whats your job mate?

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Whats your job mate?

.....

 

[Goat]

You design morse code?? That sounds like a great job.

 

[SuitsBlueX2]

.....

Careful, his gaggle are online currently, best not induce a curse.

 

[Topblue]

You design morse code?? That sounds like a great job.

just snotted meself you f***er

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

they could be very intelligent, but not in a computery way. i know jacksheet about computers really, but i can write programmes for engineering machinery and could use cad. i've been shown how to do that so i know how to do it.

when i was at royal ordnance we got guys coming, who had been sponsored by the m.o.d. to do engineering degrees at cambridge, they would have got honours to have made it past the degree and then be employed, they would put them through the 1st 6 months of an apprenticeship, to have some idea of a workshop enviroment. they would be academically brilliant but would ask questions like, " how do you put one of those spirals(thread) into a hole" they wouldnt know the front of a saw blade from the back.
they would then go straight into management positions and shuffle around other civil service industries in very high positions.

so in the practical enviroment they would be thick as pigshoit but very clever in the academic sense.

 

[Goat]

Careful, his gaggle are online currently, best not induce a curse.

A gaggle is a term of venery for a flock of geese that isn't in flight; in flight, the group can be called a skein.

In military slang, a gaggle is an unorganized group doing nothing. In aviation, it is a large, loosely organized tactical formation of aircraft.

In colloquial Western Canadian English, a gaggle is an adjective describing a largely disorganized group of Jildos (another colloquial adjective describing a woman that tends to be annoying and lacking in her own individual opinions) putting forth discontent among all related fellows.[citation needed]

In colloquial Eastern Canadian English, a laggle is an adjective describing a gaggle of lesbians.



So basically you just called me a lesbian or a goose. Either way, consider yourself reported.

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

Proper victimisation going on here.

 

[Topblue]

Cool love when that happens

 

[SuitsBlueX2]

A gaggle is a term of venery for a flock of geese that isn't in flight; in flight, the group can be called a skein.

In military slang, a gaggle is an unorganized group doing nothing. In aviation, it is a large, loosely organized tactical formation of aircraft.

In colloquial Western Canadian English, a gaggle is an adjective describing a largely disorganized group of Jildos (another colloquial adjective describing a woman that tends to be annoying and lacking in her own individual opinions) putting forth discontent among all related fellows.[citation needed]

In colloquial Eastern Canadian English, a laggle is an adjective describing a gaggle of lesbians.

So basically you just called me a lesbian or a goose. Either way, consider yourself reported.

Keep your 'Jildos' to yourself.