Kaiser Soysauce
Player Valuation: £10m
The conspiracist in me says:Who knows what he has/hasn't done?
Loose pass in Sept?
Meanwhile McNeil (jogging back v Leeds, terrible pass for RS goal, nearly left the club) plays every game.
Moyes = Scottish
McNeil = Scottish sounding
Based on my in-depth analysis the following name changes need to happen until suitable replacements arrive*:
1. Dwight Neil
2. Nathan McPatterson
3. Adam McAznou
4. Harrison McArmstrong
5. Braiden McGraham
*Some of the above may keep the Mc prefix depending on how the next 4 games go.
Players who should never be allowed a Mc prefix*:
1. Barry
* Should a player in this category be given a Mc prefix, I will support Notts County. Come on you pies!
