Calm down

[kithnou]

That's for Martinez to work out, I'm just a fan having a late night fume after watching Everton concede six for the first time in 40 years of going to the match. Probably the worst defensive performance I've ever witnessed at Goodison Park, and that included the 0-5 against that lot. My hunch is Jags and Distin are a year older, which at their age means something. Jags struggled at the back end of last season, had a terrible world cup (who didn't) and has come into this season devoid of any confidence or composure. As a team, we pressed all over the park last season but didn't at all today. Martinez rightly took the plaudits last season, now he needs to show his metal and get this team back on track defensively. I hope he can.

Great post by the way

 

[JimEFC]

-we scored 3 against a Chelsea team that are ridiculously good at closing down with a lead
-we are probably the only team that will put 3 past them this season and you can bet Jose is fuming
-we have faced 2 of the best attacking teams in the league in these 3 games
-our defence will get it together
-it looks like we've just signed our best striker on a free
-naismith is boss
-we don't even have barkley in the team now
-we will score 80 league goals this year
-imagine this attack against europa league competition
-lukaku hasn't even started slotting yet ffs we could score 100

- Fair effort, it was exciting as hell and I have no voice left
- I hope not. I hope he is.
- Your opinion of Leicester is too high
- No
- Yes
- No doubt
- True
- No
- Goals goals goals goals goals goals, yes. Alllez allez allez oh...Everton FC...in France and Germaneeeeeeeey
- No

 

[JimEFC]

The fixture list has not been kind and losing RB was bad news but the defence needs sorting out big style fuming when we let Duffy go - keeping Alcaraz! only Stones as a replacement!

To be fair though, how the fook would you sell Alcaraz? Salesmen worldwide would try and fail.

 

[blue61]

Fair do's, I think we might be a bit worse defending this season but our improved attack will make up for it. This side reminds me a bit of some arsenal sides from the last few years...get a bollocking from a few top teams but have the quality, class and maturity to finish the campaign in a good position.

Hope your right mate. I think you're right about our attack, if I was an Everton forward walking off after today, I'd be asking the midfield and defence why they couldn't keep us in the game for a few minutes after they'd dragged us back into it three times.

 

[Prevenger17]

Panic? THE WORST THING WE COULD DO IS PANIC!!!

 

[Walken]

Panic? THE WORST THING WE COULD DO IS PANIC!!!

KINELLLL LADSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 

[Prevenger17]

To be fair though, how the fook would you sell Alcaraz? Salesmen worldwide would try and fail.

You attach him to another sale, like those dubious search engines that install themselves on your computer after you download porn. Here's Hallam Hope, but you have to take this 6 foot, squirming black bag and agree to a sell on clause.

 

[JimEFC]

You attach him to another sale, like those dubious search engines that install themselves on your computer after you download porn. Here's Hallam Hope, but you have to take this 6 foot, squirming black bag and agree to a sell on clause.

So....You mean it could be something like if you don't really want to let McCarthy go for only £13m but you like the guy who's buying him, so you say "OK as long as you get that Paraguayan potato sack off my physio table", and you know that the guy buying him likes you too so he'll probably say "OK Dave, no problem"...bit like that?

 

[blue61]

You attach him to another sale, like those dubious search engines that install themselves on your computer after you download porn. Here's Hallam Hope, but you have to take this 6 foot, squirming black bag and agree to a sell on clause.

And you know this how?

 

[Prevenger17]

So....You mean it could be something like if you don't really want to let McCarthy go for only £13m but you like the guy who's buying him, so you say "OK as long as you get that Paraguayan potato sack of my physio table", and you know that the guy buying him likes you too so he'll probably say "OK Dave, no problem"...bit like that?

Why the hell is your imagination selling McCarthy?

 

[Prevenger17]

And you know this how?

From downloading porn.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Panic? THE WORST THING WE COULD DO IS PANIC!!!

 

[JimEFC]

Why the hell is your imagination selling McCarthy?

No, my imagination was buying McCarthy. From Wigan. From my old mate Dave Whelan. But he threw in Alcaraz to save his wage bill and as the new Everton manager and a mate of his, I let it slide.

 

[blue61]

From downloading porn.

That's what I thought. In retrospect it was a pathetic question, the beer and wine has numbed some of the fume but left other senses fully exposed to irrational posting. I think I need to go to bed.

 

[Prevenger17]

No, my imagination was buying McCarthy. From Wigan. From my old mate Dave Whelan. But he threw in Alcaraz to save his wage bill and as the new Everton manager and a mate of his, I let it slide.

Ah, I get jokes. I'm going to like the post because I made such a mess of that.