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Player Valuation: £6m
Him an Mikel on the sidelines one day.
Please god noHim an Mikel on the sidelines one day.
Absolutely not, but what qualifies Cahill? We know nothing of his coaching ability.So being a member of a trophy winning side entitles you to a job regardless of ability?
Mick Lyons etc...@davek type post this Groucho, I'll bite. Bob Latchford didn't win a trophy either, and Duncan Ferguson wasn't half the player he was, the big galoot.
We have enough wasters there.Get him in as part of the back room staff.
I get the ethic to be honest. But as on the pitch, we have a 'nice' streak in us, which is destroying any drive, or ambition. It stinks of 'this is how we do things around here'.
The oldboys mafia.
Two of the three you’d sack there are Everton trophy winners.
Cahill won nothing.

....bit surprised, I thought he’d exploit the Australia/Asia market where he’s a superstar.
ThisPlease god no
And thisAbsolutely not, but what qualifies Cahill? We know nothing of his coaching ability.
The opinions of him being a good coach are based on him putting in effort as a player.
Mick Lyons etc...
But not this ffsGet him in as part of the back room staff.
This
And this
But not this ffs
Millwall
Football League Trophy Runner-up: 1998–99
Football League Second Division: 2000–01
FA Cup runner-up: 2003–04
Everton
FA Cup runner-up: 2008–09
New York Red Bulls
MLS Supporter's Shield: 2013
Shanghai Shenhua
Chinese FA Cup Runner-up: 2015
Melbourne City
FFA Cup: 2016
Australia
AFC Asian Cup: 2015
OFC Nations Cup: 2004
Individual
Oceania Footballer of the Year: 2004[129]
PFA First Division Team of the Year: 2003–04[130]
FA Cup Player of the Round: 2003-04 [131]
Everton Player of the Season: 2004–05[132]
Everton Players' Player of the Season: 2004–05[132]
Everton top goalscorer of the season: 2004–05 [133]
FIFA World Cup Man of the Match
2006: vs Japan (GS) [134]
2010: vs Serbia (GS)
Ballon d’Or: 2006 (Nominee) [135]
Australian Professional Football Association Player of the Year: 2008–09[136]
Australia's greatest ever team: 2012[137]
NYRB Most valuable player: 2013 [138]
NYRB Goal of the Year: 2013 [139]
NYRB Golden boot: 2013 [138]
MLS Player of the Week 2013: Week 9
MLS Best XI: 2013
MLS All-Stars: 2014 [140]
Best MLS Player ESPY Award: 2014 [141]
FIFA Puskás Award nominee: 2014[142]
AFC Asian Cup Man of the match: 2015 Quarter finals vs China
AFC Asian Cup goal of the tournament: 2015
AFC Asian Cup Team of the tournament: 2015
A-League Goal of the Year: 2016–17
AFC Asian Icon: 6 December 2017 [143]
In June 2013, the Cahill Expressway in Sydney was temporarily renamed the Tim Cahill Expressway in his honour ahead of the Socceroos' 2014 FIFA World Cup qualification match against Iraq. Football Federation Australia representatives suggested the name change should be made permanently should Cahill score the goal that led to Australia's qualification for the 2014 World Cup.[144]
Achievements
First Australian to score at the World Cup Finals[134]
First Australian to score at the Asian Cup Finals[145]
First Australian to be honoured a FIFA World Cup Man of the match award
First Australian to score at three FIFA World Cups: 2006, 2010, 2014
Most Goals by an Australian at the World Cup Finals (see List of FIFA World Cup Goalscorers)
Most Goals by an Australian at the Asian Cup Finals (see List of AFC Asian Cup Goalscorers)
Australia all-time top scorer: 50 goals
Australia's oldest ever goalscorer: (37 years and 308 days) goals against Syria in 2017
First Everton player since Neville Southall in 1988 to be nominated for the Ballon d’Or
First Everton player since Dixie Dean in 1931 to score in three separate Merseyside derbies at Anfield[146]
Has scored more post-war league goals against Liverpool than any other Everton player[147]
Has the record for scoring the fastest goal in MLS history. On 20 October 2013, Cahill scored within the first 7 seconds of the game against Houston Dynamo[148]
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Past performance as a player can in no way indicate future performance as a coachWhat makes you think he’d be a bad coach?
Or does one need to come up through the lower divisions of coaching to make it to the top, in your view?
You can be guaranteed that one thing Tim will not be is a waster.We have enough wasters there.
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