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See, Frank - would you really want to sip of the greasy residue that dripped from them nips?????

You would deffo need some rigorous testing, of any candidates, to ensure the quality of the product.

Yes I would. After she has suckled at society's teat for so long the ironing would be delicious.
 
I'll do my best lad, but, tbh , if you have an L<n> postcode I'll probably fall short.

That's ok I usually have problems along those lines myself. A post-bean flicking tissue folded to contain a freshly bitten fingernail entwined with a single pubic hair will suffice. I don't like to be a bother.
 
That's ok I usually have problems along those lines myself. A post-bean flicking tissue folded to contain a freshly bitten fingernail entwined with a single pubic hair will suffice. I don't like to be a bother.

A fingernail heh ?

I read Dennis Wheatley books when I was a kid, you can have the soaked Kleenex and the pube but no way are you getting my fingernail you monster.

*putting old Pentangle album on the turntable for protection
 
A fingernail heh ?

you can have the soaked Kleenex and the pube but no way are you getting my fingernail you monster.

Ha ha dont worry I was only going to use the fingernail as a bookmark! And the tissue was just to stuff into my nostrils while I masturbate! God im not a perv you know.
 
seriously there has to be a cracking niche market out there. I could name half a dozen on here that would buy it discreetly over the internet. Only issue is supply - hence the question on legality!
 
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