Breast milk

[Dell Boy]

While this thread is certainly tongue-n-cheek (or nipple-n-mouth), an interesting (academic) blog run by a colleague of mine is here:
http://mammalssuck.blogspot.com/

It's interesting to consider why males (across all mammals) haven't evolved the ability to lactate. Two parents who can nurse the offspring would be better than one.

(okay, the pedant in me will be quiet now)

It's all about our mastery of the human race. We hunt and gather whilst the ladies cook, clean and breast feed. It's the natural order. I bet your the sort of wise guy that thinks its okay for women to wear trousers in the work place?

 

[verreauxi]

It's all about our mastery of the human race. We hunt and gather whilst the ladies cook, clean and breast feed. It's the natural order. I bet your the sort of wise guy that thinks its okay for women to wear trousers in the work place?

Reminds me of this joke I heard, (on NPR of all places...bastion of progressive radio here in the US):

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Eh...let 'em cook in the dark.

 

[Chang Elephant]

Sex change went very well then Bungz ?

 

[Bungle]

Sex change went very well then Bungz ?

Worryingly they're my own breasts from before the op.

 

[Chang Elephant]

Worryingly they're my own breasts from before the op.

Jesus, I thought they might be big but spurters as well ?? What an Evertonian great..

 

[Bungle]

Jesus, I thought they might be big but spurters as well ?? What an Evertonian great..

I'll be making myself available at each home game for fans to suckle from them should they feel the need. Everton in the Community have got right behind the initiative.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Bungle in making a tit of himself shock.

 

[Bungle]

Bungle in making a tit of himself shock.

Reported mate.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Reported mate.

Well done mate, your help in moderating the site is appreciated.
edit : I'm not able to thread ban myself ffs

 

[Bungle]

Well done mate, your help in moderating the site is appreciated.
edit : I'm not able to thread ban myself ffs

I would like my report dealt with by @micknick please.

 

[davidloach]

My friend accidentally put breast milk in his cereal a few years ago. Pretty freaking hilarious.