Breast milk

Status
Not open for further replies.
I was originally joking but now im seriously mulling it over. If I can push past the lefties like RFUS protesting outside a baby vacuuming clinic and through the gates of the Daily Mail then I will get my benefit cheating immigrant heavy matrix milking farm.
 
Frank Drebin
Player Valuation: £1million


I suspect that valuation is going to go up. All that's needed for this idea to take off is to bring a few suckers on board.

Im undervalued due to my artistic temperment and the occasional changing room rape allegation. Still a snip at the price though.
 
10000 clones of Holly Willougby + 20000 suction cups = megadairy.

Make it happen.

In your version, it sounds good, but in Frank's version, you have to replace 10000 Holly Willougbys with 10000 Lizzy Bardsleys - that's one sweaty, greasy, gob-shoity megadairy, that would probably produce lumpy milk.
 
In your version, it sounds good, but in Frank's version, you have to replace 10000 Holly Willougbys with 10000 Lizzy Bardsleys - that's one sweaty, greasy, gob-shoity megadairy, that would probably produce lumpy milk.

*googling Lizzy Bardsleys ... hoping that doesn't get me into trouble.
 
I was originally joking but now im seriously mulling it over. If I can push past the lefties like RFUS protesting outside a baby vacuuming clinic and through the gates of the Daily Mail then I will get my benefit cheating immigrant heavy matrix milking farm.

Mate, think of all the foof I'd get protesting something like this!
 
See, Frank - would you really want to sip of the greasy residue that dripped from them nips?????

You would deffo need some rigorous testing, of any candidates, to ensure the quality of the product.

Bluebab - well, errrm. I can't speak for Frank, but I AM a scientist,
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Welcome

Join the Everton conversation today.
Fewer ads, full access, completely free.

🛒 Visit Shop

Support Grand Old Team by checking out our latest Everton gear!
Back
Top