'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Eggs]

.....not sure if anybody is watching Solheim Cup, women's equivalent of the Ryder Cup. Real controversy this morning, the Yanks picking up a one foot put before the Europeans had conceded it. It has left really bad feeling, the Yanks losing the point and the European captain not doing anything to put things right.

 

[BigBlueConk]

.....not sure if anybody is watching Solheim Cup, women's equivalent of the Ryder Cup. Real controversy this morning, the Yanks picking up a one foot put before the Europeans had conceded it. It has left really bad feeling, the Yanks losing the point and the European captain not doing anything to put things right.

Bad girls.

 

[Eggs]

Bad girls.

....very controversial.

 

[BigBlueConk]

....very controversial.

send 'em all home. Call it a draw.

Or the two captains meet behind the clubhouse with handbags.

 

[Eggs]

send 'em all home. Call it a draw.

Or the two captains meet behind the clubhouse with handbags.

....the language from the Swedish girl was choice.

 

[Groucho]

I've broken, and put the heating on.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Have to go in front of city council soon...the child in me is tempted to just wear a home top. I'm all class.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I've got in to the habit of not chewing my food enough before swallowing it, which causes me immense pain.

 

[l4toffee]

Just had a scran out of greggs . I feel dirty .

 

[evertoniandy]

Just had a night terror thing. Horrific. Eventually came to my senses and realised where I was and forced myself to move and wake up.

 

[Groucho]

Not in the mood for work today. One of them.

 

[scratchnsurf]

I have taught myself to complete the Rubik's cube, thus proving it has nothing to do with intellect.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Dog just farted, I stood my ground and counter attacked with silent egg blaster...dog jumped out off the bed and its fur falled off.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God Oh God......

Just switched channels to see Carol Kirkwood's lovely bapparges booncin' around on that strictly come dancing...............Near went off like a bottle of lewis hamilton champagne!!

Back to the rugby.........

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Dog just farted, I stood my ground and counter attacked with silent egg blaster...dog jumped out off the bed and its fur falled off.

Crazy man.