'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

Whistlin' Dixie · October 4, 2015

chrissyjack said:
Convo between me and someone I knew outside Poundland near Asda earlier

Me " Alright, lad . Whats with all the Pot Noodles in ya bag "
Him .." You get 2 for a pound "
Me " They're 50p in Asda "
Him " Why go to Asda when you can get two for a pound in Poundland ? "
Me " But they're 50p in the Asda "
Him " I'll just get mine from Poundland, they're cheaper "

Yes , he IS a kopite

Baines' left foot · October 4, 2015

Maxwell said:
I've just woken up tops and tails with @Baines' left foot

It was a good night mate. Good to finally meet you too!

blue76 · October 4, 2015

Brendan Rodgers has been sacked.

peteblue · October 4, 2015

blue76 said:
Brendan Rodgers has been sacked.

Yeah but no one is interested........

Deleted member 28206 · October 4, 2015

Maxwell said:
I've just woken up tops and tails with @Baines' left foot

OH HELLO

monty · October 5, 2015

I've just had a really good dump

EFC David · October 7, 2015

I've discovered full episodes of Supermarket Sweep on Youtube.

TheFinnFan · October 7, 2015

JESUS EFFING CHRIST.

greenleftwinghippies have ruined my country

we dont have prisoners no more

but we have..... CRIME SANCTION CUSTOMERS.

WTF

our prison system is already a joke. criminals live in better conditions than poor basterds and now this.

i...give...up.

Whistlin' Dixie · October 7, 2015

TheFinnFan said:
JESUS EFFING CHRIST.

greenleftwinghippies have ruined my country

we dont have prisoners no more

but we have..... CRIME SANCTION CUSTOMERS.

WTF

our prison system is already a joke. criminals live in better conditions than poor basterds and now this.

i...give...up.

Don't worry mate - could be worse. Much worse.

Finland (According to private eye magazine) is the last bastion of legal bestiality in the EU......You could end up with 'Call me Dave' (Camoron) indulging in a penchant of his there - when he knocks of from bolloxin' this country up. :coffee:

TheFinnFan · October 7, 2015

Whistlin' Dixie said:
Don't worry mate - could be worse. Much worse.

Finland (According to private eye magazine) is the last bastion of legal bestiality in the EU......You could end up with 'Call me Dave' (Camoron) indulging in a penchant of his there - when he knocks of from bolloxin' this country up.

Woolly Blue · October 7, 2015

Woolly Blue said:
Working from home today.
Bloody water's gone off again and I'm worried I might not be able to top the kettle up soon.

I know folk have been worried about this ...

... which is nice.

Baines' left foot · October 7, 2015

It's starting to piss me off how many gigs/house nights there are in London that I want to go to but unfortunately I'm not made of money nor do I have enough friends with an equally superb music taste.

Sake.