Billy Dean
Player Valuation: £70m
Yellow ink cartridge just ran out in my printer. Won't be able to print anything till I get a new cartridge on Monday.
'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...
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Woolly Blue
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I've overdone the chillies in our King Prawn Curry, don't have any limes to tone it down and will be relying on yoghurt to stop our arses burning.
Anyone in the Park End tomorrow may need to wear appropriate PPE if they're behind me.
Anyone in the Park End tomorrow may need to wear appropriate PPE if they're behind me.
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
The yoghurt and a dash of dessicated coconut took the edge off the chillies.
just eaten some hot toffee sponge pudding with custard
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
Nah. Asda's own . Ready made carton
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
You've let me down here.
A veritable feast of yer birds eye puns has been missed here.
Wouldn't have happened a couple of years ago, you're slowing down mate.
Despite that, I hope you're well, and you should post more ffs !
I'm sorry . Couldn't readily think of a bird joke . I'm not sure what I'm doing here , I'm just winging it
Woolly Blue
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Took a lot of pluck that did.
And as for your your comment that " I should post more, ffs " , I will wren I can
Woolly Blue
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Not a problem mate, hadn't seen you for a while and assumed all your IT kit was goosed.
Convo between me and someone I knew outside Poundland near Asda earlier
Me " Alright, lad . Whats with all the Pot Noodles in ya bag "
Him .." You get 2 for a pound "
Me " They're 50p in Asda "
Him " Why go to Asda when you can get two for a pound in Poundland ? "
Me " But they're 50p in the Asda "
Him " I'll just get mine from Poundland, they're cheaper "
Yes , he IS a kopite
Me " Alright, lad . Whats with all the Pot Noodles in ya bag "
Him .." You get 2 for a pound "
Me " They're 50p in Asda "
Him " Why go to Asda when you can get two for a pound in Poundland ? "
Me " But they're 50p in the Asda "
Him " I'll just get mine from Poundland, they're cheaper "
Yes , he IS a kopite
CahillsCornerFlag
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Bought myself a new printer as my old one was very temperamental, I'm far too excited about how efficiently it goes about its job.
Lost the semifinals of a small daily CSGO tournament for the Nth time ffs.
I've just woken up tops and tails with @Baines' left foot
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