'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Baines' left foot]

.....I had a birthday recently and got a nose hair trimmer off one of my kids. You know you're old when you get a nose hair trimmer.

I'm 27 and ashamed to say that I could actually make use of one of these!

 

[bluelife]

Kevin Mirallas is on The Chase today

 

[Minimeister]

.....I had a birthday recently and got a nose hair trimmer off one of my kids. You know you're old when you get a nose hair trimmer.

I'm on about my 4th one. Each one you get seems better than the last. You also notice old blokes nose hair much more and want to recommend your latest trimmer.

 

[Eggs]

I'm on about my 4th one. Each one you get seems better than the last. You also notice old blokes nose hair much more and want to recommend your latest trimmer.

....don't forget the ears, multi purpose this trimmer.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

....don't forget the ears, multi purpose this trimmer.

And always remember do yer lugs before yer schnozzle.......

 

[Eggs]

And always remember do yer lugs before yer schnozzle.......

.....that is very good advice, cheers.

 

[Maxwell]

Just seen my ex on tinder.


Whore.

 

[sageyefc]

Just seen my ex on tinder.


Whore.

Set up a fake account and catfish her

 

[Baines' left foot]

These are ace:

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just seen my ex on tinder.


Whore.

Are you recently single? Or are you being naughty with your current gf?

I saw my housemate on it the other day. Bit awkward.

Tinder is unreal in London.

 

[Maxwell]

Are you recently single? Or are you being naughty with your current gf?

I saw my housemate on it the other day. Bit awkward.

Tinder is unreal in London.

Single since... Tuesday.

 

[pornpimol2]

i'm back off the ship after 8 months and tranmere is still [Poor language removed]

 

[Baines' left foot]

Single since... Tuesday.

Sorry to hear that mate, or was it for the best?

Let's go to a house night, take too much MDMA and harass women.

 

[Maxwell]

Sorry to hear that mate, or was it for the best?

Let's go to a house night, take too much MDMA and harass women.

All good mate. Everything happens for a reason. Yes let's!

 

[Baines' left foot]

All good mate. Everything happens for a reason. Yes let's!

Is right. I've got my eye on a few events on Resident Advisor over the next month or so. Let me know if there's anything you fancy!