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[Rugby Toffee]

planted some potaoes today

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Just threw another pair of socks in the bin due to my big toe sticking out! That about 6 pairs since Christmas, they must make them from paper now!

cut your nails you utter mong! bet youve got talons as nails you lazy twerp!

 

[Donald Twain]

cut your nails you utter mong! bet youve got talons as nails you lazy twerp!

Yes to boot you right up the hoop and draw blood you idiot !

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Yes to boot you right up the hoop and draw blood you idiot !

watch me piles please dar

 

[Donald Twain]

watch me piles please dar

Forgot you 'suffered'

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Good luck chap

Cheers mate. Hopefully they'll not find twins

 

[Kurt.]

Got an Ultrasound scan on Wednesday.

Nicest bloke in the hospital ? The ultrasound guy.

 

[Kurt.]

And if he's on a day off... the next nicest is the hip replacement guy.

 

[kev]

Nicest bloke in the hospital ? The ultrasound guy.

And if he's on a day off... the next nicest is the hip replacement guy.

Yeah, just watch out for the rapists though. Occupational therapists, physio therapists, they even have sexual health therapists.

 

[Kurt.]

Yeah, just watch out for the rapists though. Occupational therapists, physio therapists, they even have sexual health therapists.

I always thought the word Psychotherapist was mad.... i can't help but break it down to Psycho The Rapist

 

[Eggs]

...going for a haircut, doesn't take long these days. Then a jog through to West Derby Village to send renewal passport forms off for Mrs Eggs and me, plenty of holidays this year I think.

 

[chrissyjack]

The drinks machine in the staff canteen didn't drop a cup for my lunchtime coffee . Just the coffee . 20p down the swanee . Fuming here


* mind you , the coffee is crap . So i can count it as a blessing , I suppose

 

[Steve Wigan]

Had forty stitches in my left arm a week last Tuesday.Still very painful,and I don't take painkillers. Two hours local anaesthetic, and it kept wearing off....

 

[Tramps_mate]

The man is an animal and clearly has mental issues..

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/21/the-p...ineapple-on-pizza-and-its-an-outrage-6462597/

 

[Philw]

Young Munster win with the last play of the game with a converted try 20-18,keeps us in 2nd place. come on the Cookies !.

Your posts in here are the most on topic ever