'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Frank Gallagher]

I can't see their old lady minges cos their overhanging gut is in the way.

just had to put me bacon bap down..

 

[Bungle]

just had to put me bacon bap down..

Put channel 4 on, plenty of baps on show, generally about knee level

 

[kev]

just had to put me bacon bap down..

Difficult to tug whilst holding a bacon bap isn't it?

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Difficult to tug whilst holding a bacon bap isn't it?

it wraps round, nice when oven fresh

 

[Bilko]

Young Munster win with the last play of the game with a converted try 20-18,keeps us in 2nd place. come on the Cookies !.

 

[summerisle]

Finished work and a chap gets on the bus in Liverpool, inebriated to the nth degree. Slurs that he wants to go to Woodchurch (one of many sink estates on the Wirral). Sits down, from entering the tunnel onwards his head goes further and further down. Reach Woodchurch and people try to wake him, to no avail. He should be experiencing the delights of Seacombe any moment. And he was wearing an abominable silvery suit. Such are the pleasures of public transport on a Friday night.

 

[Ashtonian]

Had another interview today.

hahahahahahaha

i'm not getting it. None of my experience was directly relatable, me blagging my database skills for so long finally caught up to me and the questions generally were far too difficult to answer if you didn't work in that sector to begin with as nothing i do relates to anything they do.

Ahh well, i know not to apply there then, probably wouldn't have enjoyed it anyway.

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Got an Ultrasound scan on Wednesday.

 

[Donald Twain]

Just threw another pair of socks in the bin due to my big toe sticking out! That about 6 pairs since Christmas, they must make them from paper now!

 

[orly]

Got an Ultrasound scan on Wednesday.

Good luck chap

 

[kev]

Had another interview today.

hahahahahahaha

i'm not getting it. None of my experience was directly relatable, me blagging my database skills for so long finally caught up to me and the questions generally were far too difficult to answer if you didn't work in that sector to begin with as nothing i do relates to anything they do.

Ahh well, i know not to apply there then, probably wouldn't have enjoyed it anyway.

WHAT ?
I swear you've had more interviews than Michael Parkinson.

 

[Ashtonian]

WHAT ?
I swear you've had more interviews than Michael Parkinson.

I have. This was my 4th interview recently.

 

[kev]

I have. This was my 4th interview recently.

Don't you work for NHS ? In my experience they don't do interviews, they hold auditions.





Well I certainly worked with some comedians !

 

[jaycee]

Just threw another pair of socks in the bin due to my big toe sticking out! That about 6 pairs since Christmas, they must make them from paper now!

Cut your toenails ya tramp

 

[Donald Twain]

Cut your toenails ya tramp

True this!