'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Frank Gallagher]

literally breaking news .. seen this trending on twitter
so give it ago an ive dislocated me thumb ffs

pics of GTFO

 

[COYB]

BS!

honest lol its not as bad as some but its badly swolen
and it feels like the bones cracked fs

 

[Frank Gallagher]

honest lol its not as bad as some but its badly swolen
and it feels like the bones cracked fs

i had you down as mildly intelligent aswell.

will have to reconsider this now.

 

[COYB]

Yo Kyle

allright mate, hows it going?

 

[carlos21]

allright mate, hows it going?

Good mate you broke your finger now.

 

[COYB]

Good mate you broke your finger now.

dunno lol im propper like impulsive so i see something and have to do it .. ffs
stupid i know. Going to the docs tommorow probs lol

 

[carlos21]

dunno lol im propper like impulsive so i see something and have to do it .. ffs
stupid i know. Going to the docs tommorow probs lol

Stupid boy why do that,

 

[Frank Gallagher]

dunno lol im propper like impulsive so i see something and have to do it .. ffs
stupid i know. Going to the docs tommorow probs lol

you know what, as i watched i had to actually stop myself from trying it !!!! harder than it looks!

i would be properly goosed to with my job!

 

[COYB]

you know what, as i watched i had to actually stop myself from trying it !!!! harder than it looks!

i would be properly goosed to with my job!

save the humiliation of looking like a tit when someone
questions you on how you done it ffs

 

[Frank Gallagher]

save the humiliation of looking like a tit when someone
questions you on how you done it ffs

oh i would lie!

i had to help a stranded dog out of a river, as i mucsled him up the enbankment i heard my thumb pop...

 

[COYB]

oh i would lie!

i had to help a stranded dog out of a river, as i mucsled him up the enbankment i heard my thumb pop...

get on the sick lol joking

 

[Merseyzig]

Town Row has reopened to traffic.

 

[Bungle]

Was gonna watch a bit of this naturist programme on channel 4 in the hope of it providing material for me to have a tug to before bed, sadly it's just old men with semis prancing round Blackpool Tower (@chrissyjack?), put me right off.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Was gonna watch a bit of this naturist programme on channel 4 in the hope of it providing material for me to have a tug to before bed, sadly it's just old men with semis prancing round Blackpool Tower (@chrissyjack?), put me right off.

thats right up your street tho bungs you complete wrong'un!

 

[Bungle]

thats right up your street tho bungs you complete wrong'un!

I can't see their old lady minges cos their overhanging gut is in the way.