'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[COYBL25]

It is the missus's birthday today

Are you getting her mates round to give her the bumps or having a piley on ?

 

[Armel]

I wonder if Pineapple on Pizza is considered part of your 5 a day.

I suppose it is.

Don't like pineapple on pizza though.

 

[Huyton Layne]

It is the missus's birthday today

Do you get to ignore valentines? Or maybe roll them together?

 

[Baines' left foot]

I'm making shephard's pie tonight for the first time but I've massively underestimated how long it'll take.

3.5 hours in total ffs. It turned out lovely though so I'm pleased.

 

[Kurt.]

3.5 hours in total ffs. It turned out lovely though so I'm pleased.

Christ. .. did you need to catch the shepherd first ???

 

[Baines' left foot]

Christ. .. did you need to catch the shepherd first ???

Yeah. I had to shear all the sheep's coats off and everything.

 

[Kurt.]

Yeah. I had to shear all the sheep's coats off and everything.

How much did the ingredients cost you ?

 

[Baines' left foot]

How much did the ingredients cost you ?

Abaaaa £5.

Abaaa, get it?

 

[summerisle]

Today, I've sneezed approximately 1,000,006 times. I've also used a hundredweight of tissues. I'm not well.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Do you get to ignore valentines? Or maybe roll them together?

All one big package - she is one lucky lady

 

[Kurt.]

Abaaaa £5.

Abaaa, get it?

You got fleeced lad x

 

[EFCPaul]

He's screwed.

 

[COYBL25]

He's screwed.

Hopefully he gets rinsed properly this time.

Ruined plenty of lives along the way and has never seemed in the least bit sorry at all.

 

[arch stanton]

Today, I've sneezed approximately 1,000,006 times. I've also used a hundredweight of tissues. I'm not well.

Mate, i'm in the same boat, had an operation on my shoulder last week and now got a stinker of a cold. Feeling proper grot. Not making a drama though. My good lady has a bit of a sniffle and you should hear the moaning about it from her. Frickin lightweight, then she has the cheek to take the p1ss out of me saying I always have man flu.

 

[summerisle]

Mate, i'm in the same boat, had an operation on my shoulder last week and now got a stinker of a cold. Feeling proper grot. Not making a drama though. My good lady has a bit of a sniffle and you should hear the moaning about it from her. Frickin lightweight, then she has the cheek to take the p1ss out of me saying I always have man flu.

What's most annoying is I think I'm going to sneeze every minute, it passes, then all of a sudden three or four come at once. Most maddening.