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[larbert toffee]

If it's in a tin then it isn't a real pie

Good news Ash, I was in the supermarket last week and I noticed there were ring pulls on the Fray Bentos Steak puddings, pies could be next, this would save you having to decorate the house after you've tried to open one.

 

[Ashtonian]

Good news Ash, I was in the supermarket last week and I noticed there were ring pulls on the Fray Bentos Steak puddings, pies could be next, this would save you having to decorate the house after you've tried to open one.

Makes it even less of a pie then if it isn't even locked down tight

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Postman came...

 

[Eggs]

Postman came...

...not necessarily, it might be rain on the envelope.

 

[carlos21]

...not necessarily, it might be rain on the envelope.

Afternoon eggs.

 

[Eggs]

Afternoon eggs.

..afternoon Carlos. Not so nice out there today, Matey.

 

[carlos21]

..afternoon Carlos. Not so nice out there today, Matey.

No it is horrible out there mate

 

[Eggs]

No it is horrible out there mate

...you keep yourself well.

 

[hibbo'sclass]

Attractive woman, nurses uniform, lube - then she did the ultrasound scan. Crestfallen here.
Possibly need 2 minor ops instead of 1 just to finish my day off.

 

[Billy Dean]

Just ordered doner meat and chips and a hefeweizen. Waiting for the goodness to be delivered

 

[Bungle]

Sat waiting for a Sean Walsh gig to start but just noticed he spells his name Seann. Im considering leaving.

 

[summerisle]

It's not raining, makes a change.

 

[tonyhorne]

https://www.thestar.com/news/world/...nt-would-ban-pineapple-pizza-if-he-could.html

 

[rascal]

Woke up on the roof of a multistorey car park. Back home now, but not looking forward to the cold I'll no doubt get.

 

[Jags..class]

I'm always distracted lately