Best seat in the house?

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Try this flow chart mate.

Q1. Do you get a bit excitable during the match?
if you answer no then go to Q6, if yes then continue.

Q2. Are you likely to wear a Fellaini wig?
if you answer yes then choose Lower Gwlady Street, if no then continue.

Q3. Are you minted lad?
if yes then continue, if no then choose either Upper Gwladys Street or Bullens Road.

Q4. Got kids?
if yes then choose Family Enclosure, if not then continue.

Q5. Do you like your view like subbuteo and don't mind being sat too far from board members?
if no then continue, if yes then choose Main Stand.

Q6. Are you an arl arse?
Park End lad.

Chico, I will be minted enough for a decent ticket and do not have kids. Top Balcony then?
 
I do not appear to have a log in for the OS to check out prices. Which is nonsense as it says "Hello Peter" on the main page?
Therefore, I am logged in.
 
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