Ayegbeni Yakubu - Saviour of Goodison.

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I didn't say he wasn't training , Foz' .

The INTERESTING thing will be if he DOESN'T leave - as he won't if the dough isn't right .

i know you didnt mate!

it was me who said it! as i was asking where the fook is he? whispering in peoples ear? ect.. so has moyes fooked him off? its a question i know you wont answer it but if the yak aint happy then hes trouble!
 
I don't see the logic , kid .

He's either " Fit " for sale , thus worth FAR more than £2m , or he isn't " Fit " , and wil thus stay . It then becomes about his own motivation . If you want a move , earn a move .

Well he's gone from 20 goals a season to...not getting a game for us since a terrible injury. Surely most teams will think something is wrong and put two and two together. Its why WHU went in low - see him as damaged goods.

Therefore, who would be interested in him? And we certainly wouldnt make much from him
 
There's something a bit odd going on Finch Farm that may need the services of Scully and Mulder ( well Scully's gonna be in town soon and I'll be in a trench coat right behind her) to do with YakMeister. I'm still under the distinct impression he is a lot older than he says he is. Which may explain his slowness of recovery and lack of speed since. We have to agree, since his ankle injury he's not been the same guy we bought. No one really ever is, but he seems more like some one who has come back from retirement after five years working the tills at ASDA. He'll never be the sharp fox in the box Duracell Bunny that some strikers are or have been for us. ( Radzinski, Johnson to name two) who just ran and chased like a pair of Dags.. you like Dags?

I say, feed the yak.. then put him out to pasture and see who wants to buy him. Cos I think it's the knackers yard for him otherwise. :(
 
Well he's gone from 20 goals a season to...not getting a game for us since a terrible injury. Surely most teams will think something is wrong and put two and two together. Its why WHU went in low - see him as damaged goods.

Therefore, who would be interested in him? And we certainly wouldnt make much from him

No , mate . With respect WHU offered what they did cause they are Spivs , thinking they are something they are not .

Id wager his REAL value would be abroad . Not fukn Green Street .

It will be WELL more than £2m .Stand on me .
 
There's something a bit odd going on Finch Farm that may need the services of Scully and Mulder ( well Scully's gonna be in town soon and I'll be in a trench coat right behind her) to do with YakMeister. I'm still under the distinct impression he is a lot older than he says he is. Which may explain his slowness of recovery and lack of speed since. We have to agree, since his ankle injury he's not been the same guy we bought. No one really ever is, but he seems more like some one who has come back from retirement after five years working the tills at ASDA. He'll never be the sharp fox in the box Duracell Bunny that some strikers are or have been for us. ( Radzinski, Johnson to name two) who just ran and chased like a pair of Dags.. you like Dags?

I say, feed the yak.. then put him out to pasture and see who wants to buy him. Cos I think it's the knackers yard for him otherwise. :(

Oh he's defo about 36 , but his birthy says 28 , so 28 it is . Money please .
 
Therein lies the problem , mate .

LONG story and not for here .

Incidentally , NEXT time the window comes around any relevant threads WILL NOT be in the Everton Forum . Its open to outsiders on Google apparently .

Just so's yous know - IT WAS supposed to be like that THIS year , as it goes .

Yeah, I wanted to mention to Danny aba that, you can subscribe to the rss feed and get all the posts for free - so to speak
 
Speaking seriously, how old do you think he is? Jibes aside, if you had to put your house on it, how old would you say?


Because I always thought it was just a joke; the 'Nigerian 27' thing.

34 . Thereabouts . Maybe 32 . I remember he scored against the Mancs for Hapoa Tel Aviv . They said he was 21 . He went to Pompey 2 years later , he was still 21 .
 
Yeah, I wanted to mention to Danny aba that, you can subscribe to the rss feed and get all the posts for free - so to speak

Precisely , lid . THAT is why its NOT suposed to go in here . Ijjy didnt know though . Nor did some of the others . PLUS , nothing has REALLY been said . The wish list thing perhaps , but nothing MEGA .

It won't either . Least not in here it won't , anyway .
 
34 . Thereabouts . Maybe 32 . I remember he scored against the Mancs for Hapoa Tel Aviv . They said he was 21 . He went to Pompey 2 years later , he was still 21 .

That's quite scary.


But if you're privy to this, surely potential suitors will be too? We can't expect big bucks for a pensioner, can we?
 
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