Apologies in advance but this pitch business is really bugging me

[scam]

Great replies.......... but they're not helping. This IS serious.

 

[allen]

This IS serious.

Pitch on stilts? Damn straight it's serious.

 

[Jacko93]

The pitch has been raised, but not by anywhere near what your thinking. Hardly noticable tbh.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I liked everything about this except for the word guesstimate.

A welcome distraction from the current attempted rape from our ex guv'nor.

There's no "attempted" about it young sir

 

[Bungle]

[video=youtube;1VNiArKmJ10]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1VNiArKmJ10[/video]

 

[scam]

The pitch has been raised, but not by anywhere near what your thinking. Hardly noticable tbh.

Why the ramp then?

 

[chicoazul]

They haven't raised the pitch mate, they've just lowered the stands by about two foot to get their fire safety license.

Well spotted.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

PITCH ON STILTS LOLOLOMG

 

[turner]

[video=youtube;1VNiArKmJ10]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1VNiArKmJ10[/video]

That's the same procedure Rooney underwent to get his new hair.

 

[Millea]

That's the same procedure Rooney underwent to get his new hair.

Imagine if somehow they used the wrong machine and he had a head full of grass.

 

[scam]

That's the same procedure Rooney underwent to get his new hair.

But he doesn't look eighteen inches taller. And no ramp.
You's all won't be laughing when a linesman falls off and snaps his flag.

 

[chicoazul]

But he doesn't look eighteen inches taller. And no ramp.
You's all won't be laughing when a linesman falls off and snaps his flag.

Maybe you've had your legs amputated over the summer and forgot about it mate?

 

[Moomin]

Obviously you've never had eighteen inches of plastic injected inside you.

Is semen classed as plastic???

 

[Moomin]

Why the ramp then?

Wheelchair users, new regulations mean you need to have ramps for the pitch.

 

[Pat's Van]

Why the ramp then?

keep your eyes peeled when we play west brom...

apparently big billy k is going to attempt an evel knievel style death-defying motorcycle leap over 12 arriva buses arranged side by side on the pitch...

although he didn't get enough funding for a proper stunt style motorcycle so will be performing this spectacle on a 1982 model 50cc honda "pedal and pop" which, I think you'll agree, only makes the whole thing promise to be more exciting...

I just hope he gets enough velocity to make it all the way, one can only imagine the carnage if he doesn't.