An open letter to Roberto Martinez

[TheNiz]

...well he's hardly like to go now is he?... seeing as such a wonderful tourist experience is being denied him!

If I was an expert on bumming football managers, Which I am, I'd know you gotta play hard to get. Take bumming off the table then ease it back on. *taps nose*

 

[nickydisco]

Dear bobby marz

This lukaku lad, can he defend ,I'm slightly concerned that he's not tracking back enough, seem to be doing some attacking, he's a everton striker now this goal scoreing funny business from has to stop

 

[EFC David]

I have a re-occuring dream where I'm in a pitch black room, cold and naked. Then a light appears and I can see another naked man, he's got his back to me but I can see his fruitbowl so I know it's a man, anyway he turns around, it's Roberto Martinez and he's all golden and smells lovely, he lights up the whole room and he just calls to me "Dave...follow me... Dave... follow me", I then cusp his Spanish balls in my hand. It's the most beautiful dream.

 

[Buckers]

Careful chaps all this homo eroticism might scare him off.

 

[steken1]

Careful chaps all this homo eroticism might scare him off.

Dount it mate, he's spanish.

 

[steken1]

Dear Bob,

Sorry for calling your pedro and telling you to get me two beers in quite poor spanish

 

[CrustySack]

I have a re-occuring dream where I'm in a pitch black room, cold and naked. Then a light appears and I can see another naked man, he's got his back to me but I can see his fruitbowl so I know it's a man, anyway he turns around, it's Roberto Martinez and he's all golden and smells lovely, he lights up the whole room and he just calls to me "Dave...follow me... Dave... follow me", I then cusp his Spanish balls in my hand. It's the most beautiful dream.

I can't breathe!!!

 

[DualityNSNO]

I have a re-occuring dream where I'm in a pitch black room, cold and naked. Then a light appears and I can see another naked man, he's got his back to me but I can see his fruitbowl so I know it's a man, anyway he turns around, it's Roberto Martinez and he's all golden and smells lovely, he lights up the whole room and he just calls to me "Dave...follow me... Dave... follow me", I then cusp his Spanish balls in my hand. It's the most beautiful dream.

What a coincidence...

 

[Jamo Martinez]

I don't know what all the fuss is about parsonally.

He's just a thin Spanish waiter

 

[Tim's tourettes]

I have a re-occuring dream where I'm in a pitch black room, cold and naked. Then a light appears and I can see another naked man, he's got his back to me but I can see his fruitbowl so I know it's a man, anyway he turns around, it's Roberto Martinez and he's all golden and smells lovely, he lights up the whole room and he just calls to me "Dave...follow me... Dave... follow me", I then cusp his Spanish balls in my hand. It's the most beautiful dream.

LOL! And I got a bit of a lob on as well, Bobby's got me questioning myself

 

[Furey1878]

Loved the Spurs press conference, in which Roberto implied Lawrenson was a clueless beaut.

 

[Buckers]

Dount it mate, he's spanish.

Imagine if he was German?.....Or even Dutch! It would be a free for all.