An open letter to Roberto Martinez

[The-Golden-Vision]

Dear Roberto,

What weapon would you bring to a gun fight?

Love, llama

 

[Portland Toffee]

Dear Roberto,

What weapon would you bring to a gun fight?

Love, llama

When we are ****ting United that's the song to Moyse "You brought a knife to a gun fight, Knife to a guuuun fight"

 

[Elong]

I would.

 

[toffeejack]

dear rob,

beat the ****e twice

regards

 

[lmurkder]

Keep it going Roberto. Alli alli ooo

 

[deipnosophist]

Dear Roberto

You're f*cking boss you.

Want to come out for a Nandos with me? We can share a wing platter.

Love Jock x

...this letter is waaaay too drawn out...get to the point man!

 

[Yankfootball1]

Dear Bobby-San,

Free Kagawa! Ginger prick no know creative footbarrer!

Thank you San!

 

[nigelcoyb]

Dear Roberto

Thanks for responding to my letter of 2 years ago.

 

[The Hibbert Agenda]

Dear Bertie
You're an absolute diamond experiencing a wonderful moment in time.
Lots of love,
HA

 

[lmurkder]

Dear Roberto. What do you really think of David Moyes?

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Dear bobby

Please smash the ****e at anfield like you'd smash a vat of homemade paella

Cheers

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Dear Roberto,

I believe in miracles

since you came along

you sexy thing

 

[ijjysmith]

Dear Vitor,

You idiot.

Much love

Ij x

 

[Librarian]

He's answering the letters...

Vinny O'Connor ‏@VinnOConnor 18s
At Finch Farm this morning...Roberto Martinez live on SSN about 9:15

 

[MickM86]

Dear Roberto,

It's me again. Now I know you told me to go away and leave you alone but things have changed, my life has changed. I still have massive feelings for you and they don't just go away over night. My heart beats for you and it beats in a rhythm of "Roberto, Roberto." You're the last thing on my mind at night and the first in the morning. Where did it all go wrong? How did we get here? I hope to have you back in my life again one day because quite frankly, I'm broken. You're my strength and my courage and you used to get me through every single day. Now all I have is your poster on my bedroom door and when I close it tight the memories come flooding back. It wasn't all bad and it wasn't always me, you were to blame as well. I knew our relationship was falling apart, you stopped replying to my texts and didn't answer my phone calls. Why didn't you just tell me you were with someone else? Instead you played me and ripped the last piece of my heart out. I will never forgive you and I never want to see you again. I hope you're happy with your new life because I know I'm not.

I'll love you forever
Dave.