An open letter to Roberto Martinez

[bluejock]

Dear Roberto

You're f*cking boss you.

Want to come out for a Nandos with me? We can share a wing platter.

Love Jock x

 

[neil999]

bet he goes extra hot

 

[Simon Smith]

Dear Roberto
Don't change a thing you're doing a great job!
P.S.
Any chance of a home win against Spurs and the ****e? be like Christmas come early!
Simon, (Cambs Blue)

 

[Goat]

Dear Bobster,

Keep smiling, keep winning, keep doing what you do.

Thanks

 

[roydo]

Dear Bobbie lad,

I am learning Spanish now.

Love Roydo.

 

[Eggs]

..Dear Roberto, where do you get your gear?

 

[steken1]

Dear Bob,

I'll never send you pictures of Vanessa Feltz bollocko.

Yours truly,

Ste x

 

[Furey1878]

Dear Roberto,

Could you recommend a place to get sexy brown shoes to go with my suit?

Yours Faithfully,

Chris x

PS - Well in lid.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Yo Bobert...I'd like to discuss the merits of a high tempo midfield dynamo and the purchasing of a certain Belgian lubb ma'chine. Hit me up on the Twitts, playa'. PEACE!

 

[Fensta]

Dearest Roberto, thanks for not being ginger.

Love from me.

 

[davek]

Dear Roberto,

the mask's slipping here you Spanish clown. Take your positivity and victories back to Catalonia.

 

[BlueLlama]

Dear Roberto,

What weapon would you bring to a gun fight?

Love, llama

 

[mawders]

Dear Bob

Stop flirting with the camera and keep those eyebrows still when you talk. Otherwise my man-love for you will become worrying

 

[Furey1878]

Dear Bob

Stop flirting with the camera and keep those eyebrows still when you talk. Otherwise my man-love for you will become worrying

These Eyebrows?

 

[Walken]

Dear Berto,

You seemed to be going bald a few years ago, then the other season you looked like you had a full head of hair, now its back to the widows peak, whats going on up there?