An open letter to Ibrahima Bakayoko

[Bungle]

Dear Mr Bakayoko

You were super super gash, please could you refund us your transfer fee?

Also, what's your real age and can you confirm who provides African footballers birth certificates?

Thanks

 

[Elong]

One of the best strikers going on FIFA 96

 

[dholliday]

yes! moar open letters, please

 

[BoysInBlue]

 

[Goat]

Bungs had a nightmare here.

 

[BoysInBlue]

 

[Furey1878]

I'm so glad Bakayoko was just before my time.

 

[Bungle]

Bungs had a nightmare here.

These things happen sometimes Goat, can't be helped.

Appreciate your feedback though and I'll take it on board xx

 

[deipnosophist]

Dear Mr Bakayoko

You were super super gash, please could you refund us your transfer fee?

Also, what's your real age and can you confirm who provides African footballers birth certificates?

Thanks

...and who provides Kenyan presidents theirs

 

[Librarian]

Glad to see the baka Yoko, dirty Puta, she filled John's head with shyte, doesn't shave under her arms and has a hive like the head of Fellaini.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Looks like Les Ferdinand...that's bad voodoo there, what are you doing?

 

[BlueLlama]

Dear IB,

Why did you do this only once ffs?

[video=youtube;0IxAlcdTGiA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IxAlcdTGiA[/video]

 

[toffeejack]

he had a 100% record of 1 in 1 of what i saw of him. if someone does that for 38 games, everyone jizzes, give the lad time and i'm sure he'll come good

 

[chicoazul]

Blackburn away, Bristol away. That apart he's SH*TE.

He came on as a sub at a Greek game I was at a couple of years ago. I nearly left the stadium.

 

[Neiler]

Remember he scored a boss free kick in the cup in one of his first games for us thought he would be a gem.

Still best chant ever:

You do the Bakayoko and you turn around
Thats what its all about.

Oh Ibrihima Bakayoko, Oh Ibrihima Bakayoko.................................