Confirmed Signing Amadou Onana

[maccavennie]

This is promising isn't it... a bit too promising.



What horrible pain are you going to inflict Everton?!

Failed medical.

You know it, I know it.......we all know it!!!

 

[Daytripper]

20 years old, will be earning huge sums of money, is 6ft 5, athletic body & probably has an absolutely massive cock too. Life is good for Onana.

What has Onana got to do with my body measurements?

 

[stevie blott]

What is happening ??
My mouth ends are turning up and my brow is lifting.....is this......happiness ???

 

[maccavennie]

What is happening ??
My mouth ends are turning up and my brow is lifting.....is this......happiness ???

Sounds like constipation to me mate.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

What makes you say that mate?

He's a unit. Would assume the rest of the body falls in line.

 

[Tony’s Carp]

Happy to take Bobble's word for it on the fee as he's proved again he knows his onions, 25m isn't hugely different from 30 but it feels like a good, realistic fee with plenty of room for upside. Shame not to get him for the start of the season but at least we get to watch him break Coutinho in half next weekend.

 

[GoldenToffee]

20 years old, will be earning huge sums of money, is 6ft 5, athletic body & probably has an absolutely massive cock too. Life is good for Onana.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

20 years old, will be earning huge sums of money, is 6ft 5, athletic body & probably has an absolutely massive cock too. Life is good for Onana.

… mate?

 

[davidloach]

Finally a Fellaini replacement. Wonder how good his chest traps are

 

[roydo]

Is he really 20, and 6 ft 5?

Blimey, talk about filling a gaping hole in the team and potential finances.

 

[Stephen Gibson]

Yeah i hear ya. In my head it was a blessed with great things. Certainly not a black joke. Probably best i delete it.
Edit: i can't now.

 

[Ammo cat chi]

Failed medical.

You know it, I know it.......we all know it!!!

Passes medical, comes on pitch tomorrow before the game. Falls over, out for a year

 

[TheNinja]

Happy to take Bobble's word for it on the fee as he's proved again he knows his onions, 25m isn't hugely different from 30 but it feels like a good, realistic fee with plenty of room for upside. Shame not to get him for the start of the season but at least we get to watch him break Coutinho in half next weekend.

Although he has just regurgitated the earlier amount from Twitter... With none of us likely finding out, it's the easy option to go against the initial reports of the figure.

Not saying he knows nothing, but it's just as likely that it's Azul's duplicate Twitter account ?

 

[Bungle]

I've got something better

Its time

https://www.flightradar24.com/50.56,3.09/8

Looks like we have a bit of our joker on our hands with this Onana chap, some suspicious flight activity spotted over the City of London stadium

 

[YoboCopter]

Is he really 20, and 6 ft 5?

Blimey, talk about filling a gaping hole in the team and potential finances.

Id love to get my gaping hole filled by him i must say