2022/23 Alex Iwobi

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Dharma said:
TBF He is excellent at going missing at crucial times and often shows great skill in hiding from teammates.
His lack of commitment in the tackle is second to none.
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All of this is true, but no one can pass back as good as him. I heard a rumour he passed forward one time but it was unfounded, after VAR it turned out he’d passed sideways.
 
Fresh from revealing what we all suspected that Everton threw way too much money down on his mediocre abilities, in the week we are under the nations spotlight for such extensive spending with such little return, I was enthralled to watch him pour over the finishing touches to his personalised Bentley Speed in his latest social media post.
Truly magnificent feat of engineering befitting our blue brave heart.
‘Never weak out’ just like his ferocious tackling.
 
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Bedfordblue said:
Fresh from revealing what we all suspected that Everton threw way too much money down on his mediocre abilities, in the week we are under the nations spotlight for such extensive spending with such little return, I was enthralled to watch him pour over the finishing touches to his personalised Bentley Speed in his latest social media post.
Truly magnificent feat of engineering befitting our blue brave heart.
‘Never weak out’ just like his ferocious tackling.
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It's the prose there at the end that shows he's one of life's deep thinkers.
 



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