Thank you my fellow blue
@deipnosophist
I am happy to educate our fellow Evertonian
@scorgie95 and all volunteers to this unmeritorious and vertiginous "lynch mob"on the merits of our one and only "Geads".
All I do is implore you all to borrow my eyes as you read this below. Share my vision...for it takes true coup d'oeil to appreciate the pursuance of our ginger genius.
Relish my previous work once again...
You need to to watch him carefully, but not with your eyes wide shut, or you will miss the fastest feet in world football at work. It is with these feet that true magic occurs.
As I posted in this McGeady forum, "Aiden McGeady: The Answer to all our Problems" ( which by the way I advise you to take a good look at as there are some pie charts and statistics that prove my point), and I quote...
" You'll all miss him when he is gone. Could have been the difference against Chelsea for mine. Those maze-like runs. Bamboozling the opposition's inferior defenders.
The exciting part is that he hasn't reached his full potential yet.
I am overwhelmed by anticipation...
Absolute steal. And to think he has nowhere even approached his peak yet. We are in for a Golden Era of wingermanship over the next few years. Just keep your eyes peeled on him.
Were it not from many and many world class saves from goalkeepers all season from his dead eye shooting, I have no doubt he would be our top scorer. Just a simple of case of "bad luck".
Far superior player, for example, to that donkey Di Maria that Man U paid £59.7m for. Martinez is a genius. A genius eye for talent.
Do yourselves a favour from now on and keep a closer, more appreciative, educated eye on our gun winger. We are blessed..."