It's nuts that Rooney played for us at the weekend. I mean, that is nuts, isn't it?
It was like a glimpse into a parallel dimension, where his head wasn't turned.
And it felt pretty good. I think that's why I feel all weird about it.
When Conn'ah Mac almost put him through it was the first time I stood up in my chair, like a tit, in years. I felt ashamed and excited all at once...I'm still confused.