Lets face it, if Bill had a few billion then we'd think he was the best chairman going.
I reckon we'd miss this sort of thing if we got bought by an oligarch that couldn't care less about the club.
Message From Chairman Bill
As most of you will know, I like to keep my statements as a Chairman to a minimum, especially after we've been tonked in a big game or have just closed a transfer window.
However, we're doing ok right now, so here I am.
I maybe find it difficult at times to adequately summon up the finances to back the manager in the transfer market, but my devotion to our Football Club - and the belief in that devotion of my flock of blue sheep - allows me to attempt today to get away with gegging in on an Everton in the Community project idea and take full credit for it.
Some people will call our young “stand in match-day appointees!” an attempt to cut wages on the day by getting kids to do a full days work without pay, but as I always say to Jenny, if you cant lend a hand in driving down youth unemployment these days what sort of feller are you?
The previous Saturday, just before Christmas, we kept the Goodison lights on after a game (cost us a few quid like, but it's Christmas, so what can you do?) and opened our doors to some of the community who are less privileged than others, so there we were: me, Early and Greeny, and Dr Baxters' glove puppet nephew enjoying the Everton People’s Picnic, where we ate, laughed, and sang our way to Christmas.
And that’s the reason I am writing today. We are a great Football Club. The best. But we are more than that - we are a family that looks out for people down to their last billion, because that's what we are: Evertonians.
And I still want to say thank you to our tireless CEO Robert the only way I can, with a renewal of his annual membership to County Road tanning palace.
Chairman Bill

Lets face it, if Bill had a few billion then we'd think he was the best chairman going.
Perhaps so, but only ever coming out with stuff like this when the team is doing well does come off as disingenuous.
HahahahaMessage From Chairman Bill
As most of you will know, I like to keep my statements as a Chairman to a minimum, especially after we've been tonked in a big game or have just closed a transfer window.
However, we're doing ok right now, so here I am.
I maybe find it difficult at times to adequately summon up the finances to back the manager in the transfer market, but my devotion to our Football Club - and the belief in that devotion of my flock of blue sheep - allows me to attempt today to get away with gegging in on an Everton in the Community project idea and take full credit for it.
Some people will call our young “stand in match-day appointees!” an attempt to cut wages on the day by getting kids to do a full days work without pay, but as I always say to Jenny, if you cant lend a hand in driving down youth unemployment these days what sort of feller are you?
The previous Saturday, just before Christmas, we kept the Goodison lights on after a game (cost us a few quid like, but it's Christmas, so what can you do?) and opened our doors to some of the community who are less privileged than others, so there we were: me, Early and Greeny, and Dr Baxters' glove puppet nephew enjoying the Everton People’s Picnic, where we ate, laughed, and sang our way to Christmas.
And that’s the reason I am writing today. We are a great Football Club. The best. But we are more than that - we are a family that looks out for people down to their last billion, because that's what we are: Evertonians.
And I still want to say thank you to our tireless CEO Robert the only way I can, with a renewal of his annual membership to County Road tanning palace.
Chairman Bill
Perhaps, but what quotes can you pull up from the Chairmen of City, Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal.........
Its not really the fact he doesn't have a few quid mate. Its the lies........ Hasn't been rightly named Billy Liar by his fellow Evertonians for not having a few quidLets face it, if Bill had a few billion then we'd think he was the best chairman going.
Perhaps, but what quotes can you pull up from the Chairmen of City, Utd, Chelsea, Arsenal.........
Perhaps so, but only ever coming out with stuff like this when the team is doing well does come off as disingenuous.
Message From Chairman Bill
As most of you will know, I like to keep my statements as a Chairman to a minimum, especially after we've been tonked in a big game or have just closed a transfer window.
However, we're doing ok right now, so here I am.
I maybe find it difficult at times to adequately summon up the finances to back the manager in the transfer market, but my devotion to our Football Club - and the belief in that devotion of my flock of blue sheep - allows me to attempt today to get away with gegging in on an Everton in the Community project idea and take full credit for it.
Some people will call our young “stand in match-day appointees!” an attempt to cut wages on the day by getting kids to do a full days work without pay, but as I always say to Jenny, if you cant lend a hand in driving down youth unemployment these days what sort of feller are you?
The previous Saturday, just before Christmas, we kept the Goodison lights on after a game (cost us a few quid like, but it's Christmas, so what can you do?) and opened our doors to some of the community who are less privileged than others, so there we were: me, Early and Greeny, and Dr Baxters' glove puppet nephew enjoying the Everton People’s Picnic, where we ate, laughed, and sang our way to Christmas.
And that’s the reason I am writing today. We are a great Football Club. The best. But we are more than that - we are a family that looks out for people down to their last billion, because that's what we are: Evertonians.
And I still want to say thank you to our tireless CEO Robert the only way I can, with a renewal of his annual membership to County Road tanning palace.
Chairman Bill


That's true, but we once owned a training ground didn't we? Now, we own nothing, we rent one.
What an odd fellow.
Reckon the Yewtree stress is getting to him.
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