A fact about you

[Lisa]

I have three tattoo's and have had 14 piercings.

 

[TX Bill]

Nice.

For the record, that's three tattoos and 14 piercings more than me.

(Hey, I guess that's my "fact.")

 

[sotnas]

I've been to court a lot of times.

 

[Dylan]

I have 1 tattoo and 14 piercings less than my wife!

 

[Vim Fuego]

Are you a judge,Sotnas ?

 

[Gazdalf]

My 2IC in The Army was an extra with Neiler in Saving Private Ryan.

 

[Neiler]

I remember you !!!

Well you can only make out my arse in B.H mate! At least it looks like mine!

That Speliburg fella gave us all the flu in the middle of July had us standing in the water for hours and we had to run to the beach like lunatics on action, he kept going all day untill nobody fell face first in to the water!

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I once beat everyones favourite ITV football expert Andy Townsend at snooker.

I was only 10 and he probably let me win but i dont care!

 

[Blue Wiz]

I'm a member of Mensa

 

[CanadaToffee]

I drank a beer with George Best.

 

[coyney]

I have been henpecked for 34years so Im used to obeying orders

 

[CanadaToffee]

I have been henpecked for 34years so Im used to obeying orders

Give me all your points.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I've been to court a lot of times.

 

[BlackToffee]

I had a minor hit in a reggae group. Song was called "soul sensation".
Minor as in reggae charts, not national charts.

 

[modfather]

I was pushed from a flat window( 20 feet high ), landed on concrete, fractured my skull ( landed head first ) and died for 1 minute in the ambulance.