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Again, it’s all relative. We’re talking about trying to find someone better than a man who has bragged about sexually assaulting women, locked migrant children in cages after separating them from their parents, accused Megyn Kelly of asking questions he didn’t like because she was on her period AND felt the need to defend the size of his **** during nationally televised debates, attempted to withhold Congressionally approved foreign aid in an effort to strongarm a foreign government into interfering in the upcoming election on his behalf, and on and on and on.Bloomberg? Seriously? The guy who spent his entire term trying to harass minorities out of NYC not because he's racist or anything, its just y'know the places they live in could be potentially valuable real estate. The guy who thinks Mexicans are valuable in a business sense because they work hard and if they fall out of line you could always threaten to deport them. This is the functioning adult we are going to bring in?
Ever since the Soviets were no longer a threat there has been class warfare against the poor and middle class. Its been the most one-sided a**-kicking in American history. And if the party nominates Bloomberg we should really discuss formal terms of surrender.
But y'know in the debates, Bloomberg will look Trump in the eye and say "I know billionaries and you are no billionaire" and we'll be AAWWWWWWW SNAP!!! We showed him!!
I’m no big fan of Bloomberg, but I’ll take the guy who has a checkered history on race relations of Trump EVERY SINGLE TIME. Who knows, maybe he’s learned something from is past mistakes, which is something I think we can all agree that Trump is simply incapable of doing.


