2013 January Transfer Window Thread

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Fourth Official â€￾@FourthOfficial_
Tim Cahill has turned down a move to the Premier League "Everton are a special club, I could never play against them" #respect

what's your beef stranger? p.s. how did you post that reply which was less than 5 characters long?
 
Fourth Official â€￾@FourthOfficial_
Tim Cahill has turned down a move to the Premier League "Everton are a special club, I could never play against them" #respect

what's your beef stranger? p.s. how did you post that reply which was less than 5 characters long?

: unsure : take the spaces out is more than 5 characters! :unsure:

haha ok its not unsure but you get the drift!

: dodgy : same as above
 
We are scouting decoys so that Tottenham, Arsenal, Fulham, QPR, and West Ham will spend their funds trying to steal our talent. Then we will swoop in and sign Jordy Clasie for 50 quid and a ticket to Bill's next stage production.












Or we'll bring Bullard in on loan....
 
"next summers TV money - half of it covers the loan we took this summer, and the other half merely prevents us getting another loan next summer (in theory)*

But none of the board are willing to front even a couple of mil"

You speak the cold, sobering truth. FFS
 
Fourth Official â€￾@FourthOfficial_
Tim Cahill has turned down a move to the Premier League "Everton are a special club, I could never play against them" #respect

what's your beef stranger? p.s. how did you post that reply which was less than 5 characters long?

:unsure:
 
We are scouting decoys so that Tottenham, Arsenal, Fulham, QPR, and West Ham will spend their funds trying to steal our talent. Then we will swoop in and sign Jordy Clasie for 50 quid and a ticket to Bill's next stage production.

if we signed clasie I would rip my knob off in a joyous w*nking celebration
 
Whys everybody fuming?

Still 15 days left.

Exactly fazakerley! Why would anyone want us to make our signings now. Take a tip from me switch off SSN until 31st of Jan around 7 bells. Then switch on Jim White and his ridiculous, over excited squeaky deadline voice. Enjoy Jim fluffing his lines and throw things at the telly when Everton havent signed anyone. Be prepared to be pissed off when harry redknapp pulls up at QPR car park 15 times in one night to talk to the same reporter and prepetuate the myth that he is the only del boy is town doing a bit of business. I mean seriously harry where the fcuk are u going now??? You only pulled up 15 minutes ago! We're not stupid harry will all know you're driving round the block and coming back to get you're twitchy face in front of a camera! Pack it in harry it offends my eyes. Then stay up about 2 hours after the deadline and catch the breaking news of two Everton loan signings you have never heard of. One of them will be gash unfortunatley but the other will be quality and act as a catalyst for the run in. With the euphoria of adding to the squad, players who looked tired the week before will suddenly play like over eager 18 year olds. Jelavic will rewind to the player he was 12 months prior and all will be well. An easy victory will follow against Villa on the 2nd Feb and our new signing will score in the 94th minute to beat the mancs in their own back yard....you heard it here first. Not even sauced up like!(y)
 
Deadline for Landon & LA is theoretically Monday - guarantee the media will be there to tweet if he shows up:

Corner Of The Galaxy â€￾@GalaxyPodcast
The @LAGalaxy will hold their first training session of 2013 season on January 21st at the Home Depot Center. #LAGalaxy

Either he's there....or he's not. With that said, if he is, don't think that's necessarily the end. Won't know until the last day of silly season.
 
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