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Got to admit, when we signed him I thought he was just a player with a decent shot who should have dropped down to the championship. Since the start of the season he's looked more like captain material to me.

...Harry Kane non pen were both incorrect, WTF is the point of Var? So Ward-Prowse will be getting a retrospective ban for cheating and winning a pen then...? Or has that been swept under the carpet now? Game has become an absolute joke, so pathetic it's not even funny. [Poor language removed] premier league football.

He's a continuing source of inspiration.

...on Saturday nights with a group of neighbours , and my "babysitter", one of the neighbours sons five or so years older than me was a plastic red s***e, I had to endure match of the day with this gloating, bragging tw*t for what seemed like years, when the RS were sh*thot. No wonder I can't...

I ain't going to defend any Everton player who is either crap or not putting in the effort, but I can't see the 4 or 5 "great chances" DCL is supposed to have not taken. 64 minutes-weak curler from right side past few defenders=half chance. 72 minutes-Richalison headed down hard, hit DCL ankle...

Enlighten me please mate, what does"oh dear another one" mean?

Not specifically related to Mina alone, yes you too Mr Baines & Mr Sidibe, but what the hell constitutes a "premier league" defender. Do the coaching staff totally disregard any inability to perform basic defensive duties?

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The argument seems to be along the lines of "if our centre forward can't score more goals than our defence concede, he's [Poor language removed]", so come on Dom pull yer socks up lad, 4 a game minimum from now on. FFS.

Andre's mum tutting at the state of his kecks.

That's a blatant lie, sorry! I was gassed after an hour too, but having a gallon of Guinness after training and getting pissed the night before a match didn't help! I presume this isn't Moise's regime?

He's 19, a professional footballer who's only work is training to play football everyday and he can't last 90 minutes. At 19 I trained probably 1 hour a week, went the pub after and was as fit as a butchers dog. What the F do they allow him to get away with?

Ancellotti can tell everyone who played today to gtf, they're dropped for next match, we play our ressies. Feckin lazy bunch of wasters.

Hoping for: Astonishing improvement immediately, followed by cups and title challenges. Expecting: A) Ancellotti gets pissed off with Kenwright sticking his oar in. B) Ancellotti has lost his mojo. Gets himself fired & pockets a massive wedge.

As manager

I would have Dunc, with Moyes as assistant. I'm lying, I don't want Moyes back at the club in any capacity.

Everton Football Club Season 2019 / 20 Position : Comfortably bummed

Agreed, unfortunately this applies to all our so called defenders. Edit: and our midfield too.

"a bit stranded"! He was bending down to pick up the ball two yards behind where Origi intercepted it, the gormless tool.

Not gonna happen is it? Ain't gonna be able to find a dry match between them. Either that or they'll just make a big hole in roof as they launch them into town.