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Ive even more shocked you didnt just copy and paste the lyrics, you know them all of by heart, thats a tiny bit gay, but messing with The Mout is highly gay factor 20.

Shocked and hurt I was lid.

I play ze Cod4 on ze PC. And other games, I dont have a console.

HIYAAZ

Your tone would suggest you wish to take this to the next level, is this correct?

That's a good degree, lid. If you want to write about sports professionally, that will be enough. Often a more general degree is better than focusing on something that is entirely vocational anyway. I'm sure you'll do well, get a first and get a job on the Guardian (haha). Hope it works out for you.

What are you going to study at university, lid?

Eh? haha

I swear bruv, step back, I can get get a gun and 4 bullets in 5minutes.

Dunno lerd. Only just noticed its gone, must have been stamped out.

Oh right, dunno then. Uni eh, sounds great, chicks and stuff, chicks ROCK!!!

Not that im aware of, wish I knew what you looked like, I sit 10 yards away from you every Home game, clearly ive seen you every game!!!!

Right, on the front row, near me, theres some fella whos always with his daughter and another fella that always screams abuse at the away fans, oldish fella. Do you know these people?

Right at the bottom, dead centre behind the goal, 22 rows up.

picture perfect really.

So KJ doesn't have arms like tree trunks, and a shock of hair red like the fires of hell?

You must have seen a different picture than I have of him mate.

He was a white dude in the picture I saw, cant say he looked 7foot either. Are you sure you didnt look at pictures of Big Foot mate?

What block are you, I keep forgetting me, im the right hand corner anyway, somewhere up high. 5 something, [Poor language removed] scared of heights me.........

I reckon Kenwright knows where it is. That fella, honestly, I swear............

You going Wemberlee mate?